1. I spent the first month of this game beating every strike, mission and raid the way it was meant to be played.
2. In the last week or so, I have played with "cheap" tactics such as hiding under platforms to beat certain priests and so on.
3. I love to take friends farming, I seem to have a sharp eye and knack for chests and materials so they always ask.
4. Sometimes I have 100+ of the material my friends want to farm for... and I go along anyways, even if I need 3 more of a different material to complete an upgrade.
5. I give my own voice-over and act out the loading screen dialogues.
6. I have pushed an AFK'er or two off the nearest ledge with my Sparrow.
7. I have never AFK'd a match, strike, or mission.
8. I jump off of the tower. Alot. I don't know why I do this.
9. My first Exotic dropped during my first Nightfall clear after 2 weeks of failure. I celebrated!
10. I bought my second Exotic with Strange Coins I earned by spending hours on chests, strikes, publics, etc.
11. I spent a week and a half farming for Vanguard marks, not realizing I had reached the cap of 200 already. I've looked but... the Lost Items service doesn't recognize my pain :(
12. Sometimes I stand far away in the Mothyards with a sniper rifle, and count "eenie, meenie, minie, moe" to select a random target for death. Then I hop on my Sparrow and go about my business.
13. I get so excited when I see a Public Event pop up.
14. My first time in Vault of Glass, I freely admitted that I didn't know what I was doing. I was then able to learn a role.
15. I have learned the importance of explaining the encounters in VoG if there's anyone I don't know in the group, because some people are too embarrassed to admit their first time.
16. I get upset if my usual Pike gets taken after Dinklebot askes if we think they'd mind. It's the second from the right. Please steer clear of it.
17. If someone is being a kill hog and buries themselves at a cave, door or "enemies are moving against each other" entrance, I drop a bubble on it.
18. Sometimes I will randomly follow another player around and kill whatever they are shooting at to help.
19. I have a deep loathing for Minotaurs, especially in the Nexus.
20. My hate for Psion majors with shields has almost reached #19.
21. Whoever decided to give Knights and Hobgoblins shield abilities.... I hope you get the flu.
22. I refuse to wear a Titan Mark that isn't long and flowing and fancy. No matter how much rep it gives me.
23. When I'm in a Fireteam in orbit getting ready for a raid, I look at all the spaceships rolling deep and play gangsta rap music in my head.
24. I kill all Captains on principle. Even if I have to go out of my way to do it. I dislike how cocky they are.
25. I like to push members of my Fireteam away from the NPC they're talking to in the Tower while they are in their menus.
26. I will kick your ball off the edge of the tower.
27. I look at the gouges in the moon and wonder what happened.
28. I don't think everything is as it seems.
29. I was a massive loot cave whore.
30. My laundry piles up more than it used to.
31. My Titan is female. Sometimes it does disturbing things to the male Titans in the Tower.
32. I have never thrown a dance party in my Bubble :(
33. Sometimes during encounters I fall off the map and blame someone else for pushing me off.
34. I don't understand why our space ships fly backwards before diving forward in orbit.
35. I still scream like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element when Stealth Vandals swarm me.
Feel free to add your own!
EDIT: For those of you looking to party up and have a blast playing Destiny, I'm on Xbox One. My GT is Veilsix, feel free to message or party invite or add or follow :)
EDIT 2: I'm getting so many messages and friend requests, I think I'm keeping up ok but sometimes I miss a message... feel free to just join my fireteams or parties or better yet, just invite me!!!
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Bubble shield is the best
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The ship doesn't fly backwards :) it is actually braking. The "flying backwards effect" that we experience is pretty much like when we are riding an elevator and thinking "wow, is the building moving and I'm just standing still?" Long story short, the ship is braking BUT the planet, or the Moon, under it keeps rotating, hence the braking sensation...mmm, did I make any sense at all? :)
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That was fantastic, my fireteam all sit near each other at work and we started cracking up and getting odd looks. We've had more then a few 35 moments.
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Edited by firstDead: 10/17/2014 9:30:43 PMThis is awesome! Great post! I too am guilty of most of these...
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36. The next dog I get, I'm going to name it Phogoth.
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Like him too :>
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Hilarious! So true for the majority. Also, rocket launching fireteam sparrows on chest runs so they get the cool down is always fun
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If You Are Level 29+ Join My Clan "Competitive Gamers" Ps4
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You had me at gangster rap music.
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Edited by unyunknight: 10/17/2014 8:22:03 PMi wall check/tiger knee at least one person 5 times during a pvp match to make them mad. i stare at the ISS and wonder why we didnt add to it for 100 years. i push my friends to the worthless speaker when they take too long in their menu, because thats where the worthless belong. i play american gladiators with friends where the ships fly in at the tower spawn on the antennae that stick out. i pretend i fused with others when my body is in their body. edit: i forgot the squat parties to relieve anger when the postmaster gives me more blue engrams.
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Great positive and humorous post.
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Lmao. On #31. My buddy was grinding a random last after we finished a strike with his she titan. Laughed my ass off.
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HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU FOR THIS. I've been doing almost all except for the raid 'coz I haven't done that haha.
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In the tower I am compelled to slide up to every vendor...every time... Any chance I get I help a team get into the VOG...even though my friends are not yet ranked high enough and we haven't done it yet. I use Bladedancer in PVP even though I feel guilty about it I dance after every daily or heroic completion, public event and Crucible victory LVL 27 Hunter, not sure I'm welcome in this illustrious bunch of Titans, but great post!!!!
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Confessions of a level 30 Titan: 1. Restart as level 1 Warlock
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#33 ive done many a time lol
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whenever I kill someone in Crucible, I walk over them and continue the fight.
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I watch the boss's health bar for that perfect moment when I can run in and literally punch him to death! (Its my favorite tactic) And you sir are fantastic, this post sums up my 29 titan's existence!
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Fantastic post. Probably the best I've read here! I am definitely guilty of a few of these points! I could use a raid buddy like you! Haven't done a raid yet (that's right, i admit it!).
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#35 you are awesome which system you on?
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Gunslinger here. I love my throwing knife. I [b][i]REALLY[/i][/b] love my throwing knife. If I get two kills back-to-back, expect me try and get as many as possible before I miss. My record is just six right now, but it's going to climb since I love throwing knife parties.
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What's a Titan?
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Every single one of those is so true...
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35 COOOORBOOOOOOOOON
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Awesome, it's like we were separated at birth.