1. I spent the first month of this game beating every strike, mission and raid the way it was meant to be played.
2. In the last week or so, I have played with "cheap" tactics such as hiding under platforms to beat certain priests and so on.
3. I love to take friends farming, I seem to have a sharp eye and knack for chests and materials so they always ask.
4. Sometimes I have 100+ of the material my friends want to farm for... and I go along anyways, even if I need 3 more of a different material to complete an upgrade.
5. I give my own voice-over and act out the loading screen dialogues.
6. I have pushed an AFK'er or two off the nearest ledge with my Sparrow.
7. I have never AFK'd a match, strike, or mission.
8. I jump off of the tower. Alot. I don't know why I do this.
9. My first Exotic dropped during my first Nightfall clear after 2 weeks of failure. I celebrated!
10. I bought my second Exotic with Strange Coins I earned by spending hours on chests, strikes, publics, etc.
11. I spent a week and a half farming for Vanguard marks, not realizing I had reached the cap of 200 already. I've looked but... the Lost Items service doesn't recognize my pain :(
12. Sometimes I stand far away in the Mothyards with a sniper rifle, and count "eenie, meenie, minie, moe" to select a random target for death. Then I hop on my Sparrow and go about my business.
13. I get so excited when I see a Public Event pop up.
14. My first time in Vault of Glass, I freely admitted that I didn't know what I was doing. I was then able to learn a role.
15. I have learned the importance of explaining the encounters in VoG if there's anyone I don't know in the group, because some people are too embarrassed to admit their first time.
16. I get upset if my usual Pike gets taken after Dinklebot askes if we think they'd mind. It's the second from the right. Please steer clear of it.
17. If someone is being a kill hog and buries themselves at a cave, door or "enemies are moving against each other" entrance, I drop a bubble on it.
18. Sometimes I will randomly follow another player around and kill whatever they are shooting at to help.
19. I have a deep loathing for Minotaurs, especially in the Nexus.
20. My hate for Psion majors with shields has almost reached #19.
21. Whoever decided to give Knights and Hobgoblins shield abilities.... I hope you get the flu.
22. I refuse to wear a Titan Mark that isn't long and flowing and fancy. No matter how much rep it gives me.
23. When I'm in a Fireteam in orbit getting ready for a raid, I look at all the spaceships rolling deep and play gangsta rap music in my head.
24. I kill all Captains on principle. Even if I have to go out of my way to do it. I dislike how cocky they are.
25. I like to push members of my Fireteam away from the NPC they're talking to in the Tower while they are in their menus.
26. I will kick your ball off the edge of the tower.
27. I look at the gouges in the moon and wonder what happened.
28. I don't think everything is as it seems.
29. I was a massive loot cave whore.
30. My laundry piles up more than it used to.
31. My Titan is female. Sometimes it does disturbing things to the male Titans in the Tower.
32. I have never thrown a dance party in my Bubble :(
33. Sometimes during encounters I fall off the map and blame someone else for pushing me off.
34. I don't understand why our space ships fly backwards before diving forward in orbit.
35. I still scream like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element when Stealth Vandals swarm me.
Feel free to add your own!
EDIT: For those of you looking to party up and have a blast playing Destiny, I'm on Xbox One. My GT is Veilsix, feel free to message or party invite or add or follow :)
EDIT 2: I'm getting so many messages and friend requests, I think I'm keeping up ok but sometimes I miss a message... feel free to just join my fireteams or parties or better yet, just invite me!!!
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I was all right until this: [quote]17. If someone is being a kill hog and buries themselves at a cave, door or "enemies are moving against each other" entrance, I drop a bubble on it.[/quote]...at which point I laughed out loud. For real. As in, in real life, not three silly letters on a screen. Then I read this: [quote]31. My Titan is female. Sometimes it does disturbing things to the male Titans in the Tower.[/quote]...and now I seriously want to buy you a beer. Titan respect +1
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Shooting a rocket at your bubble
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I die from my own nades and rocket launcher. /wrist
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Edited by AlexanderSolomon: 10/17/2014 9:42:34 PMMelee confessions -I shank everything and lush insanely -I punch everything from above - I suck with life drain, literally! Gun confessions - I only use ARs as a Titan - I have no legendaries - I love fusion guns #raygun
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Edited by JaksDaddy: 10/17/2014 8:39:47 PMI do several of those things to. Very funny stuff. Gotta love this game During crucible matches I like to wave. at my enemies that are hesitant to enter my bubble. I enjoy it more when they wave back. I'll Occasionally take a seat just to tempt them. Some bite, some run away. I make it a point to wave to everyone that I complete a public event with When waiting for public events I'll start emptying clips into the sky when I'm getting tired of waiting I do victory dance after every mission, strike and PE Sometimes I'll follow people closely on patrol but when they look at me I'll stop and just see what kind of reactions I get When hunting chests in spawn caves I like to slide in and spin around as if I'm breaching a room full of bad guys When running striker class I will always use my super on bosses right when they die just as a dramatic finishing touch
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#18 all the way. Can't stop laughing at #35.
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Edited by DeadSoulSniper: 10/17/2014 9:01:44 PMIt's like we're twins, but we aren't...you are better looking than me. Confessions of a Lvl 29 Titan. 1. I feel confused wearing a helmet for the defender class that makes me look like a Spartan warrior of death. While as a striker no one would seem the wiser. 2. When I bubble it is for everyone else, no matter how low on health I am or how mad you get for blocking your shots. 3. I am always certain that I can shoot through my own bubble...alas my grenades often prove I can not. 4. I have received a lot of invites to push Atheon off solo... 5. I want to punch things...often...even if it gets me killed and I am the last guardian standing.
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This is awesome!
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82. I like to push afk friends off the ledge when waiting to do Templar. 83. I tell new player to take the left at the fork after the front door of VoG and laugh evilly. 84. I hide in the tree at the tower and pretend to be a hunting cat like a panther and stare at my prey and wait for the moment to pounce on them.
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85. Each time I shoulder charge a Foe I say Move bitch get out the way!
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Oh man. This was a great post! Really enjoyed it haha. I squeal when the stealthers pop up too hahaha
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I'm in the top 6% of suicides in destiny
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This is great! Thank you for helping time pass by at work lol. Good laugh
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Great post glad to see someone else having fun playing destiny.
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#35 I also did that the first time the hive rushed me in "the dark beyond"
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#73 I am a Titan. If I don't punch anything in a strike/raid/crucible, I consider the whole mission a failure.
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loved this list, "8. I jump off of the tower. Alot. I don't know why I do this" got me bad lol. By far my favorite thing, regardless of situation, is interacting with random players. Waving at a kid in the tower, or waving at my tiger strike team before we go into battle. dancing after a boss kill, pointing at a player after he does something wild. its the little things that do it for me ^.^
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Bumps for #21 lol
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#24 yes sir, good post my friend!
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*slow clapping which leads to clapping*
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I like you. I don't like many people. But I like you.
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- I use my rocket launcher to dispatch low level mobs just to see them explode and feel better
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No. 35 every time... Every time and I still try to stab them to kill them and still end up dying every. Time. lol
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Halfway down I thought hang on did I write this. I call dreg's Doug's and shanks sharks. The official name for the stealthy ones is stealth bastards, my regular fire team have also adopted the new naming convention
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During the Nexus mind strike, when you have to jump off that huge ledge to get to the minotaurs and the Nexus, I like to jump off the ledge spinning and land without double jumping to safety just to see if one day the fall will kill me. Why I do this, I personally blame Borderlands 2 for the no fall damage. But in my mind I know it's because I am an idiot and a thrill seeker and like to jump off high places.
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lvl 29 hunter lvl 25 titan lvl 23 warlock 1. What does outside look like again?