1. I spent the first month of this game beating every strike, mission and raid the way it was meant to be played.
2. In the last week or so, I have played with "cheap" tactics such as hiding under platforms to beat certain priests and so on.
3. I love to take friends farming, I seem to have a sharp eye and knack for chests and materials so they always ask.
4. Sometimes I have 100+ of the material my friends want to farm for... and I go along anyways, even if I need 3 more of a different material to complete an upgrade.
5. I give my own voice-over and act out the loading screen dialogues.
6. I have pushed an AFK'er or two off the nearest ledge with my Sparrow.
7. I have never AFK'd a match, strike, or mission.
8. I jump off of the tower. Alot. I don't know why I do this.
9. My first Exotic dropped during my first Nightfall clear after 2 weeks of failure. I celebrated!
10. I bought my second Exotic with Strange Coins I earned by spending hours on chests, strikes, publics, etc.
11. I spent a week and a half farming for Vanguard marks, not realizing I had reached the cap of 200 already. I've looked but... the Lost Items service doesn't recognize my pain :(
12. Sometimes I stand far away in the Mothyards with a sniper rifle, and count "eenie, meenie, minie, moe" to select a random target for death. Then I hop on my Sparrow and go about my business.
13. I get so excited when I see a Public Event pop up.
14. My first time in Vault of Glass, I freely admitted that I didn't know what I was doing. I was then able to learn a role.
15. I have learned the importance of explaining the encounters in VoG if there's anyone I don't know in the group, because some people are too embarrassed to admit their first time.
16. I get upset if my usual Pike gets taken after Dinklebot askes if we think they'd mind. It's the second from the right. Please steer clear of it.
17. If someone is being a kill hog and buries themselves at a cave, door or "enemies are moving against each other" entrance, I drop a bubble on it.
18. Sometimes I will randomly follow another player around and kill whatever they are shooting at to help.
19. I have a deep loathing for Minotaurs, especially in the Nexus.
20. My hate for Psion majors with shields has almost reached #19.
21. Whoever decided to give Knights and Hobgoblins shield abilities.... I hope you get the flu.
22. I refuse to wear a Titan Mark that isn't long and flowing and fancy. No matter how much rep it gives me.
23. When I'm in a Fireteam in orbit getting ready for a raid, I look at all the spaceships rolling deep and play gangsta rap music in my head.
24. I kill all Captains on principle. Even if I have to go out of my way to do it. I dislike how cocky they are.
25. I like to push members of my Fireteam away from the NPC they're talking to in the Tower while they are in their menus.
26. I will kick your ball off the edge of the tower.
27. I look at the gouges in the moon and wonder what happened.
28. I don't think everything is as it seems.
29. I was a massive loot cave whore.
30. My laundry piles up more than it used to.
31. My Titan is female. Sometimes it does disturbing things to the male Titans in the Tower.
32. I have never thrown a dance party in my Bubble :(
33. Sometimes during encounters I fall off the map and blame someone else for pushing me off.
34. I don't understand why our space ships fly backwards before diving forward in orbit.
35. I still scream like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element when Stealth Vandals swarm me.
Feel free to add your own!
EDIT: For those of you looking to party up and have a blast playing Destiny, I'm on Xbox One. My GT is Veilsix, feel free to message or party invite or add or follow :)
EDIT 2: I'm getting so many messages and friend requests, I think I'm keeping up ok but sometimes I miss a message... feel free to just join my fireteams or parties or better yet, just invite me!!!
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LOL oh man I loved this. Your creative writing here is just hysterical. Why can't we "subscribe" to threads?!
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17 is the best part of all and I really wish that at the start of the game that I picked a Titan instead of a hunter. I tried making the whole making a new character thing but I just can't do that, I feel like it's a waste of time really.
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i love this
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Noob! (kidding)
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My addition: #1. Sometimes I pee a little over the rush of shoulder charging someone over a ledge in the crucible. #2. I'll occasionally throw bubble shields over my friends when they pull their rocket launchers in PvE. Best. Laugh. Ever. #3. I'm the founder of loot boat (I think). Regardless, I'm still the founder...
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36. Whoever decided to give a swarm of shanks a solar shield...I hope you get shingles.
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Kudos! :)
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You sir are my hero, we share similar Destiny experiences :)
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Simply put YOUR AWSOME
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I wish Titans melee was twice as effective as Warlocks for pushing other guardians, with a capital F...ALLLLLLLCONNNN PAUNNNNMNCHHHHHHHHH. Dishes are Done.
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man if you play on the ps4 we have to play some time you sound like your too fun add timt454 if you are and we'll hang some time.
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I randomly knock one person off the platform with the relic shield bash during the temlpar encounter in the vault. And then blame them for falling.
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What system u play on?
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#35. My sides. You. I like you.
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[quote] 34. I don't understand why our space ships fly backwards before diving forward in orbit. [/quote] cutting out acceleration to provide more boost during re acceleration. kinda like taking deep breaths. you stop regular breathing to commence deeper inhale. or when overtaking in a freeway in a manual car. you take out your foot off the accelerator, causing you to lose speed momentarily, press clutch change to lower gear then accelerate.
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A lot of these hold true for me but especially #30 lol. #35: Oh my God, Corbin!!!! AHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHH!!!
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By far the best thing i have read on these forums
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Get outta here with your positive attitude and fun having. I've got some confessions. 1) When I get a kill in crucible and I'm not in danger I switch weapons near the defeated persons ghost to twirl my last word. 2) I still get a little nervous when thralls are running at me. 3) I love my gold cloak and gold shader. 4) IRL I never wear gold. 5) I hate when Titans smash me. It makes me furious, I don't care about any other super. 6) I don't like blade dancer very much 7) I've gotten a lot of purple items from blue engrams. I've only found 1 purple engram. 8) I say "See you later space cowboy." When I log off.
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Virtual high five to my fellow loot cave whores! *high five*
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I think I'm your hunter counterpart o_o
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Big ups for stuff about raid. So many people won't man up and say it's their first, let me know I'll be gentle, treat you sweet like
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29 Hunter... - I would always take a knee before Lord Saladin of the Iron Banner before speaking with him - I prefer the old fashioned super long drop down to the Gorgon's Maze rather than the tunnel down from the Spirit Bloom chest - I've never died more than once while soloing a weekly or nightfall mission. (that's as many times as it takes for me to say "f' this, I'll try it again when other people are online") - I log on Friday before work just long enough to buy whatever I can afford from Xur - I've lost about 4 pounds on what I have coined as the Destiny Diet. That's where you skip dinner because you just don't get hungry when you're so into the game.
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Can we be friends?
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I would like to answer number 27 and 34 for you. There are gouges in the moon because of asteroids hitting the moon and your ship seems to go 'backwards' because as your flying through space, if you imagined a camera following the ship as you were flying you would be moving forward, but as you dive down the ship slows down but the camera keeps moving forward creating the illusion of moving backwards!
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Edited by Dredgen Six: 10/17/2014 9:45:53 PMI Am 29 Every time we defeat Archon Priest i still try to jump to the tippytop of the TV antennea by the 45degree angle rock. I will not use any stairs ever! I am a female titan who doesnt sound like a female titan when u join my party. Spoiler. I jump over the outfitter puddle everytime. If someone says they need 5 more damn shards to max out a piece i exclaim that i have over 30 and cant even use them. Rage ensues.
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I was all right until this: [quote]17. If someone is being a kill hog and buries themselves at a cave, door or "enemies are moving against each other" entrance, I drop a bubble on it.[/quote]...at which point I laughed out loud. For real. As in, in real life, not three silly letters on a screen. Then I read this: [quote]31. My Titan is female. Sometimes it does disturbing things to the male Titans in the Tower.[/quote]...and now I seriously want to buy you a beer. Titan respect +1