1. I spent the first month of this game beating every strike, mission and raid the way it was meant to be played.
2. In the last week or so, I have played with "cheap" tactics such as hiding under platforms to beat certain priests and so on.
3. I love to take friends farming, I seem to have a sharp eye and knack for chests and materials so they always ask.
4. Sometimes I have 100+ of the material my friends want to farm for... and I go along anyways, even if I need 3 more of a different material to complete an upgrade.
5. I give my own voice-over and act out the loading screen dialogues.
6. I have pushed an AFK'er or two off the nearest ledge with my Sparrow.
7. I have never AFK'd a match, strike, or mission.
8. I jump off of the tower. Alot. I don't know why I do this.
9. My first Exotic dropped during my first Nightfall clear after 2 weeks of failure. I celebrated!
10. I bought my second Exotic with Strange Coins I earned by spending hours on chests, strikes, publics, etc.
11. I spent a week and a half farming for Vanguard marks, not realizing I had reached the cap of 200 already. I've looked but... the Lost Items service doesn't recognize my pain :(
12. Sometimes I stand far away in the Mothyards with a sniper rifle, and count "eenie, meenie, minie, moe" to select a random target for death. Then I hop on my Sparrow and go about my business.
13. I get so excited when I see a Public Event pop up.
14. My first time in Vault of Glass, I freely admitted that I didn't know what I was doing. I was then able to learn a role.
15. I have learned the importance of explaining the encounters in VoG if there's anyone I don't know in the group, because some people are too embarrassed to admit their first time.
16. I get upset if my usual Pike gets taken after Dinklebot askes if we think they'd mind. It's the second from the right. Please steer clear of it.
17. If someone is being a kill hog and buries themselves at a cave, door or "enemies are moving against each other" entrance, I drop a bubble on it.
18. Sometimes I will randomly follow another player around and kill whatever they are shooting at to help.
19. I have a deep loathing for Minotaurs, especially in the Nexus.
20. My hate for Psion majors with shields has almost reached #19.
21. Whoever decided to give Knights and Hobgoblins shield abilities.... I hope you get the flu.
22. I refuse to wear a Titan Mark that isn't long and flowing and fancy. No matter how much rep it gives me.
23. When I'm in a Fireteam in orbit getting ready for a raid, I look at all the spaceships rolling deep and play gangsta rap music in my head.
24. I kill all Captains on principle. Even if I have to go out of my way to do it. I dislike how cocky they are.
25. I like to push members of my Fireteam away from the NPC they're talking to in the Tower while they are in their menus.
26. I will kick your ball off the edge of the tower.
27. I look at the gouges in the moon and wonder what happened.
28. I don't think everything is as it seems.
29. I was a massive loot cave whore.
30. My laundry piles up more than it used to.
31. My Titan is female. Sometimes it does disturbing things to the male Titans in the Tower.
32. I have never thrown a dance party in my Bubble :(
33. Sometimes during encounters I fall off the map and blame someone else for pushing me off.
34. I don't understand why our space ships fly backwards before diving forward in orbit.
35. I still scream like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element when Stealth Vandals swarm me.
Feel free to add your own!
EDIT: For those of you looking to party up and have a blast playing Destiny, I'm on Xbox One. My GT is Veilsix, feel free to message or party invite or add or follow :)
EDIT 2: I'm getting so many messages and friend requests, I think I'm keeping up ok but sometimes I miss a message... feel free to just join my fireteams or parties or better yet, just invite me!!!
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My first exotic drop came from a legendary engram...before the Cryptarch patch.
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Great post. Chris Tucker scream is hilarious.
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#36. I hop onto the smoking remains of the Fallen walker and dance until all the rest of the Fallen are teleported away.
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Level 29 hunter here ^_^ 1. I enjoy all weapons. 2. I love gunslinger 3. When I see a fallen captain, I call him a pussy, because why is he teleporting? 4. Sometimes in the tower I run around aimlessly for 10 or so minutes. 5. I dislike PvP. 6. Killing atheon is the most satisfying feeling. 7. I've never gotten an exotic from the nightfall, because RNGesus hates me. 8. I hate bladedancing. 9. My exo looks like Ultron. 10. I love tiger strikes SO MUCH! 11. Hobgoblins are the bane of my existence and can go die in a hole. 12. I can't wait for dark below and house of wolves! 13. I just realized this list is really boring :( 14. Loot cave <3 15. Spinmetal is the best metal. 16. I have 964 sapphire wire. 17. I once died from a shank.. 18. did I mention I HATE HOBGOBLINS. 19. Zen moment is my favorite perk, along with perfect balance. 20. I truly enjoy destiny.
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29 Hunter here. 1. I stand in the underground of the Cosmodrome just to see how freaked out I can make myself. 2. I find chests by sound more often than I do by sight. 3. I have the raid sparrow and refuse to dismount normally. It must explode. Every. Time. 4. I attempt to hug bosses during Raid/Strike wipes. Jumping into the abyss is for loveless cowards. 5. I sometimes wear the starting cloak to be a hoodless hipster. 6. I don't use Achlyophage Symbiote because face herpes makes me uncomfortable. 7. I sometimes go into PVP wearing white or green armor because I like the aesthetics. #hunterswag 8. I shoot my sniper like most people shoot an Auto-Rifle. And get headshots about the same amount of time. 9. The fact the Last Word goes on my back instead of my hip upsets me. 10. My cloak is indeed frumious and perhaps even a little frabjous. 11. I sometimes sit down randomly just to watch the skybox sunset no matter what activity I'm in. 12. I have two exotic bounties I'm too lazy to finish. 13. I add people to my friend's list to invite them to raid. Then unfriend them when we're done. 14. I did Atheon on Hard Mode legit. I still have nightmares. 15. I'll make fun of you for using FoTM weaponry. (I'm looking at you pre-nerf Mythoclast) 16. I regularly check my stats on DestinyTracker.com to validate the insane amount of time I spend on this game. 17. I've played with several Ninjas and BUNGiE devs and I still squee internally every time they invite me to game. 18. I take DeeJ's words at face value. 19. I regret lurking these forums for years before making an account. I want a shiny year badge on my name. 20. I've never gotten the "Bee" error. 21. I've done the raid on both Hard and Normal since 3rd week of release and I only have the Raid Helm. 22. I believe dancing glitches the Atheon teleport mechanic and thus never dance, sit, or weapon swap during the encounter 23. The fastest I've ever completed a Tiger strike was 4 minutes 23 seconds. Summoning Pits.
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#1. I haven't seen any legendary engrams drop since I started playing. #2. I haven't seen any exotic bounties appears since I started playing. #3. I haven't received anything beyond grade 19 blue gear from Tiger Strikes. #4. I have one legendary engram I received from leveling vendor- It was a rocket launcher. I don't use them. #5. This feels like work, the loot system still sucks.
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#16 is me! I need to get the same pike every single time haha
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The Fifth Element is an awesome movie.
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I do 90% of those things. Thanks for the read.
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I have a Level 29 Warlock (both subclasses maxed, prefer Sunsinger), Level 27 Titan (Striker maxed, Defender on second to last upgrade but prefer striker). And a level 27 Hunter (Golden Gun maxed, Blade Dancer three upgrades left to max). I like to switch out my characters depending on my mood (and their bounties). General Confessions: 1. I tend to drive off of cliffs… a LOT. 2. I tend to miscalculate jumps… a LOT. 3. I have to dance at least ONCE during a strike/mission. 4. I like to wave at enemies. 5. If I see a Captain I have to snipe him… because F that guy. 6. If a Captain lunges at me, I flee… because F that guy. 7. I always point to a chest when someone is around before opening. 8. I have to do all Public Events that happen… even if I know I won’t get gold (stupid Target Guy…). 9. I never got into the loot cave for emblems, but used it for my Fusion rifle kills. 10. I never like going first during the scary dark sections… and jump when an enemy pops out. #totalchicken 11. I made an Excel spreadsheet to track my Grimoire progress. *looks innocent* 12. My first Exotic (from an Emblem) was The Gjallarhorn. <3 <3 <3 13. I get lost easily and end up having to have people backtrack to find me. #buticanfoldamap 14. I grin when I get a headshot. #imnotpsychotic 15. All my characters are female. 16. I like to stand next to the Hunter Vanguard and listen to him talk. #browncoat4life 17. I still frown when I hear Cryptarch #never4get 18. My K/D ratio prevents me from ever getting some of the Exotic Weapon bounties. :*( 19. I have to go after the enemy that killed me. #iwillfindyou 20. I smile when there’s a cut scene and I can see my character. Warlock Confessions: 1. I’m harmless in PvP and Nova Bomb more hedges and walls than Guardians. 2. I died four times before trying out the button prompt on the screen for my Sunsinger and realizing I could revive myself. #OHmoment #blondehairdontcare 3. I wish I chose the darker blue color for my character’s eyes. 4. I don’t like the Warlock outfit… too bulky. #girlproblems 5. I love my Awoken female dance move. :D 6. I say “Talk to the Hand” whenever I melee an enemy. Titan Confessions: 1. I punch EVERYTHING… and smile. 2. I forgot I swapped subclasses and attempted to use the Fist of Havoc on a group of enemies… and ended up making a Dance Bubble of death instead. My death. 3. I always punch Captains… because F that guy. 4. I forget to stand in the Bubble. #whoops 5. I have attempted to use my Rocket Launcher in the bubble a few times. #neverlearns 6. I used my Fist of Havoc in protest when someone was sniping my fusion bounty kills. #nowwhatareyougonnashootpunk Hunter Confessions: 1. I have tried using Blade Dancer in PvP and missed everyone. 2. I have hit more friendlies than enemies with my throwing knife. #unicorn 3. I am trying for a new outfit to replace my AOS#Cryptid since the ugly blue design doesn’t recolor. #girlproblems 4. I want more storage space so I can have more shaders. 5. When overrun by enemies I still try to Blade Dance… and go down swinging. 6. I say stupid things while meleeing enemies… like “Knife to meet you!” or “Shanks for playing!”
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Edited by Guise-42: 10/17/2014 11:38:00 PMI'm a level 29 Hunter and on frequent occasions a level 27 Titan. 1. I like hand cannons. The game realized this and gave me the Hakmoon, Last Word, Thorn (bounty still), The Devil You Know, and Lord High Fixer. 2. I'm a lucky bastard, except when it comes to raid armor. 3. Patrols are my main squeeze. I love the Cosmadrome and know almost every nook and cranny. 4. I like to jump on things. I get pissed when an invisible wall impedes my jumping endeavors. 5. Me and Cayde and like this *bros gesture*. 6. Wizards must die. No. Matter. What. 7. I get internally furious when we don't complete the nightfall in one try. 8. Xytor has died at my hand twice, but I still don't have a Thorn. 9. I could never play PVP again and be happy as a Titan in a dual with a Phalanx. 10. I'm rank 11 with the Vanguard...yeah. 11. I'll never buy an armor engram from Xur again ever. 12. I still count my hand cannon shots, and get annoyed when I lose count. 13. I dance with people who are dancing in the tower. 14. I point out loot to random people on patrols. 15. Cayde's cloak freaks me out when it moves on its own. 16. The Titan's jump and I have a bitter-sweet relationship. 17. Shoulder charging is an art form. 18. I make race circuits with my Sparrow and can fly down hallways unhindered. (Turn before you think you need to turn.) 19. I still have a blue shotgun. Still. 20. When I'm having fun a babble about nonsensical stuff. Everyone in the clan prolly thinks I'm crazy. 21. The female Exo has the best dance. There is no other opinion on the subject. 22. I once died from being run over my a Cabal dropship. True story. 23. Chest farm more than can be healthy. 24. I once stabbed fidy Dreg. 25. Sniping on the very top of the pier in the Forgotten Shore is...relaxing. 26. I silently farmed the moon for helium once with another guy I did not even know by just using gestures. 27. Sitting down in the tower and letting my friends play "Hunter hockey" is hilarious. 28. Standing behind the Cryptarch looking like I work there is equally hilarious.
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#35 I think we all do it.
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1. I’m totally addicted to PvP, even though I’m pretty terrible. 2. The Hive creep me out. 3. If you add up both the times I’ve missed with and killed myself with a Rocket Launcher, it would be greater than my kills with a Rocket Launcher. 4. I’m so addicted to PvP, I’ve not yet unlocked Venus. Or done a Strike. 5. As soon as I could, I went into the tunnels under The Steppes and killed those 3 Hive Majors because one of the killed me my first time playing. I let them respawn and killed them again. And again. 6. When I perform extra bad in a PvP match, I chant “No loot for me, no loot for me” during the reward screen. If I end up getting something, I’m disappointed. 7. The best PvP match I’ve ever had, coming first on my team in Iron Banner, I got Timur’s Lash and was okay with that. Even though we lost. 8. Sometimes on Patrol I just drive around on my Sparrow because it’s fun. 9. I enjoy farming mats. Especially on the Moon. The Archer’s Line loop is very zen. 10. When I get a Postmortem kill in PvP, I laugh. 11. I’ve been killed by the Warsat public event dropping on top of me. Twice. And it’s hilarious. 12. I’m a lore junkie; getting new Grimoire Cards makes me smile. 13. I’ve been tempted to do the Tiger Strike, but don’t want to make a mess of things because I don’t know the Strike. Also known as “Being ‘That Guy’”. 14. I spent some time at Loot Cave 2.0, stumbling upon it by accident. 15. When farming, I like helping out other players as they kill stuff, but I always wonder if they want the help or if I’m just annoying them. So I wave and see how they respond. 16. I’ve tried every weapon type. I love Hand Cannons. Fusion Rifles confuse me. 17. Sometimes I use my Machine Gun only because I love the way it sounds and “feels” when unloading it. 18. The Team zone-in animation before a PvP match is one of my favorite things. I don’t like it when it picks me as the team banner carrier, though. 19. Even though I can’t afford to buy anything from him yet, I look for Xur every weekend just to see what kind of goodies he’s offering that week. 20. I’m jealous of the Queen’s Emissary’s jump ship. Why can’t I have a ship that sexy?
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Edited by veilsix: 10/18/2014 1:34:07 AMAbsolutely love everyone's nasty nasty confessions!!!! So happy to see everyone getting along! On xbox one now if anybody wants to party up and run strikes dailies public events whatever, get at me!!!! Send me an XBL message!!!! Let's have some laffs!!!!
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My Titan couldn't drive his sparrow to save his life. Time and time again he hits rocks, does multiple log rolls only to get knocked off in the middle of a group of enemies. Some times he snipes other Guardians sparrows as they drive by weakening them for the next group of enemies to finish the job.
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My lvl 24 warlock well she has questionable motives. She seems almost useless in most major situations. Got lost in the VOG then wrecked. Has no real team and lazes about the tower atop a banner. If anyone has spare time and better luck it would be appreciated to be called to some sort of action...
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God loves and forgives you Say ten "Hail Mary's" and five "Our Fathers"
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Awesome post. This reminds me of all the great times Destiny has provided so far :D
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1. I took the time to read this entire post. - I don't think I can live with the guilt..
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I... May or may not have assisted a Warlock in pushing a giant time controlling Vex in to an infinite pit. What? Atheon needs to learn to look down before he steps, and since he controls time within the Vault, he's bound to eventually.
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Hahaha superb.
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Your sins have been forgiven. *Lobs nova bomb at you*
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Edited by Lovemule: 10/18/2014 1:33:25 AMLovemule LvL 27 Defender Titan 1. I miss the loot cave. Seeing people work together with no communication was awesome 2. I have to log on a get my daily bounties before work 3. I too have killed myself with a rocket in my own bubble 4. I suck at PVP. I panic and end up shooting people in the feet 5. If someone kills me in a particularly skillful manner, I actually laugh and can't even get mad 6. I hate the fusion rifle 7. I actually like Dr. Nope. It feels like and SMG to me 8. The Dead Orbit guys chubby gut bothers me. If you're going to be space emo, at least hit the gym 9. I wished there was a grenade swap button 10. The Hives noises freak me out 11. I fall to my death a lot, due to my horrible jumping skills 12. I didn't realize the Black Garden was the end of the game when I first went. 13. The physics of the purple ball bothers me.
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Are you my clone?????? Every single thing on your list, I've done to a tee.
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heh I yell "Tiger Knee " when getting people in mid air with the charge punch. If I find the purple ball I horde it and sit on top of it. If the vendor gives me something I don't like I point at him with disgust. If he gives me something I like I will dance. I point at treasure chests in patrol but no one ever shows up. I am also a Female Titan and she rocks The BLAM Outta that eye shadow. I Secretly hope Bungie will add a Cat Launching gun.
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Edited by Saint Genji: 10/18/2014 2:42:48 AMlv 27-28 Hunter 1. I still think pocket infinity is a great exotic, the nerf was unnecessary and only hurt it's PVE performance. 2.I think the Knucklehead radar helmet is the worst exotic in the game. 3.I played nearly 400 games of pvp only got 7 legendaries from competing. Four of those were Timur's Lash. 4. I didn't like Queen's wrath or Iron Banner, yet I got rank 3 in both. 5.All of my exotic weapons are from bounties and Xur. 6.I made the mistake of underestimating Gjallerhorn from Xur and didn't purchase it, same with Suros Regime. 7. I am glad they nerfed AR's and shotguns. 8.I think fusion rifles need a nerf, even if it means ruining my pocket infinity. 9.I don't like that the cloak of dregden yor is a rare cape, and a pretty mediocre looking one at that. 10. I have like 20 cloaks, and only use two. The VoG cloak and the strength of the pack cloak from speaker.