[quote]1. I spent the first month of this game beating every strike, mission and raid the way it was meant to be played. 2. In the last week or so, I have played with "cheap" tactics such as hiding under platforms to beat certain priests and so on. 3. I love to take friends farming, I seem to have a sharp eye and knack for chests and materials so they always ask. 4. Sometimes I have 100+ of the material my friends want to farm for... and I go along anyways, even if I need 3 more of a different material to complete an upgrade. 5. I give my own voice-over and act out the loading screen dialogues. 6. I have pushed an AFK'er or two off the nearest ledge with my Sparrow. 7. I have never AFK'd a match, strike, or mission. 8. I jump off of the tower. Alot. I don't know why I do this. 9. My first Exotic dropped during my first Nightfall clear after 2 weeks of failure. I celebrated! 10. I bought my second Exotic with Strange Coins I earned by spending hours on chests, strikes, publics, etc. 11. I spent a week and a half farming for Vanguard marks, not realizing I had reached the cap of 200 already. I've looked but... the Lost Items service doesn't recognize my pain :( 12. Sometimes I stand far away in the Mothyards with a sniper rifle, and count "eenie, meenie, minie, moe" to select a random target for death. Then I hop on my Sparrow and go about my business. 13. I get so excited when I see a Public Event pop up. 14. My first time in Vault of Glass, I freely admitted that I didn't know what I was doing. I was then able to learn a role. 15. I have learned the importance of explaining the encounters in VoG if there's anyone I don't know in the group, because some people are too embarrassed to admit their first time. 16. I get upset if my usual Pike gets taken after Dinklebot askes if we think they'd mind. It's the second from the right. Please steer clear of it. 17. If someone is being a kill hog and buries themselves at a cave, door or "enemies are moving against each other" entrance, I drop a bubble on it. 18. Sometimes I will randomly follow another player around and kill whatever they are shooting at to help. 19. I have a deep loathing for Minotaurs, especially in the Nexus. 20. My hate for Psion majors with shields has almost reached #19. 21. Whoever decided to give Knights and Hobgoblins shield abilities.... I hope you get the flu. 22. I refuse to wear a Titan Mark that isn't long and flowing and fancy. No matter how much rep it gives me. 23. When I'm in a Fireteam in orbit getting ready for a raid, I look at all the spaceships rolling deep and play gangsta rap music in my head. 24. I kill all Captains on principle. Even if I have to go out of my way to do it. I dislike how cocky they are. 25. I like to push members of my Fireteam away from the NPC they're talking to in the Tower while they are in their menus. 26. I will kick your ball off the edge of the tower. 27. I look at the gouges in the moon and wonder what happened. 28. I don't think everything is as it seems. 29. I was a massive loot cave whore. 30. My laundry piles up more than it used to. 31. My Titan is female. Sometimes it does disturbing things to the male Titans in the Tower. 32. I have never thrown a dance party in my Bubble :( 33. Sometimes during encounters I fall off the map and blame someone else for pushing me off. 34. I don't understand why our space ships fly backwards before diving forward in orbit. 35. I still scream like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element when Stealth Vandals swarm me. Feel free to add your own! EDIT: For those of you looking to party up and have a blast playing Destiny, I'm on Xbox One. My GT is Veilsix, feel free to message or party invite or add or follow :) EDIT 2: I'm getting so many messages and friend requests, I think I'm keeping up ok but sometimes I miss a message... feel free to just join my fireteams or parties or better yet, just invite me!!![/quote] I've done all but #32. I love bubble parties when you have 4 Titans in a raid.

Gotta necro-bump this for good measure. It was brought up in another thread today ;)

Confessions of a level 20 titan: 1: My favorite weapon of all time is the Khvostov 7G-02. It is the only weapon I use in multiplayer. I like to think that people glance up at the kill feed and wonder what the hell the Khvostov is, not realizing that it was the gun they dismantled 20 XP levels ago as soon as they got the Marshal A. 2: I still wear my lightmail (starting armor) into the Crucible and patrols. When the match starts and the quick little scene shows with all my different teammates looking extravagant in their Raid gear, I'm always off to the side, ironically the most uniquely-dressed individual in the match. 3: I actually still have the Sword of Crota. I never destroyed it, I keep it mounted on the wall inside of my Phaeton. My Ghost won't stop nagging me about it, but come on, the Princes are dead. It's not like Crota's just going to show up one day and...he isn't, is he? 4: I killed another Guardian once. It was an accident, but...I...I don't know. Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if I had just stopped shooting, but...HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!? I can't see through walls, but bullets can. They were everywhere, the Hive...I just pulled Hannibal's trigger and...closed my eyes. I don't even remember what happened, it was like the next minute, my teammates and I were standing over her body, and...her Ghost was dead, too. We never spoke about it, none of us. Not even our Ghosts...she's just another one of the missing, and it makes me wonder how many others ended this way... 5: I don't kill the Fallen because they are our enemies, I kill them because they are inferior. They are all inferior, all who have stood in the path of mankind's glorious journey through the stars to our inevitable godhood. Can you not feel it, my brothers? For we are the chosen people, my fellow Humans, all of us! We are fools to trust the Awoken and Vox, they cannot join us in the end, they must be cast off like the rest! Remember, to be non-human is to be subhuman! 6: I stole a case of paint spray guns from Eva Levante once. I immediately went to the hangar to customize my Phaeton. I sprayed "Ketch this, Draksis!" on each wing, and drew a picture of a Fallen Kell hanging by a noose from an apple tree. On my next trip to Venus, I was shot down by Fallen fighters and captured by ground forces. Brought before the Winter Kell, I figured he would kill me, but he just wanted to know why I spelled "catch" wrong on my ship. I explained the whole concept of puns to him, and he got the hang of it pretty quick. He really started to enjoy it later, and made a bunch of puns in the Fallen language that I totally didn't understand at all. The dregs were beside themselves with laughter, and when I left, he told me I should come back some time and we could chill again. Anyway, he's a pretty cool dude once you get to know him. 7:My unlucky number is zero. Every time I see it on my guns' ammo displays, they stop working.

CONFESSIONS OF LEVEL 40 WARLOCK: 1:I think of myself as a god's hand of death but I'm really a joe blow that doesn't have much skill. 2:I dance in ward of dawns on every time I get the chance. 3:I believe I can fly because of how smooth the warlock's glide thing is. 4:I must fly into the air before throwing a nova bomb. 5:I pick the worst time to debate on whether warlocks are O.P. or not. 6:I enjoy making fun of hunters and titans because they don't have storm-trance and can't self-res. 7:I Leroy Jenkins every boss fight at least twice. 8:I hoard things that are hard to get(just so I can say I have them). 9:I spend hours reading and rereading grimoire cards. 10:I think the armor for my class is the best looking.

necroed

Confessions of a level 29 warlock: 1) I curse hunters in pvp who use blade dancer when really I'm just jealous because they can wipe a whole team without politely asking them to stand in a circle holding hands and singing kumbayah. 2) I'm horribly jealous of the hoods of hunters and thought those should've been a warlock thing. 3) Every time I'm in a titans bubble I uncontrollably dance. 4) I make fun of people failing at the jumping puzzle but then right afterwards I continually fail at jumping down to the templar fight and claim every time the button didn't register. 5) I claim I suck with the shield just because I want to shoot things for a change. 6) I still don't know where the hidden chest really is. 7) I kind of think my gear makes me look like a space pirate.

So much LOL. So much. Nice. Confessions of a fellow 29 Titan. 1, I like jumping in the air and using my Shoulder Charge: the way he throws his knee out makes me think I'm Kevin Bacon in Footloose. True story. Do it. I do it a lot. 2, When a group of enemies begin shouting and squawking, I [u]always[/u] adopt a Mr. T voice and say "Quit yo' jibber-jabber fools" Before punching them. This used to amuse my fire team. Not so much these days. 3, I try to punch [u]every[/u] enemy - small, large, mob or boss - at least once. Always. 4, I like to rename everything. Sepiks Prime - Septic Bumhole. Spirit Bloom - Space Weed. Devil Walker - (for my fellow 30+ UK gamers) Roy Walker (Catchphrase) Complete with "Say what you see" dodgy Irish accent. I'm not sure which one, but one of the three dudes in the end boss fight is called Sol Campbell. No idea why. 5, The darkening sky and bassy boom of an incoming public event immediately takes me back to childhood, and the creepy music of an ice cream truck/van. But no matter what I'm doing, I run toward it. 6, During the Templar fight in VoG, when I stand in his teleport spot, I like to dance. Nothing beats having a dance where you're not supposed to. 7, In the tower, I prefer talking to Cayde. It's Nathan Fillion for f*cksakes. 8, I still call Wizards, Witches. 9, I often fantasize about murdering Shaxx, just because I want his lovely fur coat. But then I realize it's Lenny F*ckin' James and feel bad. 10, When doing the Archon Priest Strike on Venus, I [u]always[/u] sit in front of his chamber before he climbs out. Even on Nightfall. Because - oooh - danger. 11, I get a weird, perverse kick out of reviving teammates. I'll even go on death runs through enemies to do it. Stupid sometimes, but hey... 12, I always get a ridiculous kick out of running past an NPC in the tower to hear them casually drop "Hey, nice armour, Titan". 13, I feel sorry for the Gunsmith. What a SH*T job. 14, I have a deep sense of hatred for Harpies. Because Vault Of Glass. 15, When I find myself in a fire team where team mates have gone AFK, or are hiding during a strike because of the 'Don't Die' bounty, I usually end up singing Celine Dion's "All By Myself". Celine. Dion. 16, Yes, I admit it: I'm a slide-shotgun-melee whore. 17, During Control in the Crucible, I don't care about kills. I don't care about how many times I die. I care about capturing control points. Why? Because Lenny F*ckin' James sounds [u]so[/u] disappointed in me when we lose one. Anyway. The Things We Do...

Confessions of a 28 defender: 1. I haven't played any other class than Titan. 2. I haven't touched Striker since unlocking Defender. 3. I smack talk mobs just before killing them with rockets. 4. My favourite tactic is jumping into a group of mobs and unleashing the puncher-dome. 5. I only use a hand canon, but sometime wish I had a AR as I have to concentrate to headshot and not waste shots. 6. My first VOG experience I had no idea what I was doing, but we still cleared it in 3.5 hours. I must have been with a great PUG. 7. I am terrible at PVP, partly due to my constant Bee errors getting in the way of my gaming. 8. I read everything. Every forum, every grim'card, every guide - I have a long commute journey to work. 9. I mainly play this game every night with a Real Life friend, and we have totally reconnected through Destiny. I think its the reaosn we both still play. 10. He plays a hunter. If you met us in Real Life you would easily guess our classes. 11. Every MMO character I have ever created (and there have been a lot) have been called Basho Matsuo. Sometimes I wonder if I am Basho imagining he's a IT Manager. 12. I am getting bloody bored of strikes and if we get the same one over and over we often drop it. 13. I dismantled 15 legendaries at once on Friday to upgrade my hand canon. 14. I love getting Engrams and will always spam the button when handing them to the Crypto-fascist. 15. I am a total Icebreaker whore and can now easy solo most Nightfalls. 16. My PVP portion of my Thorn bounty is on 40/500 and has been for 20 games :( Regards Basho

Confessions of a level 28 Voidwalker: 1) I insult every vendor at the tower. Apart from new monarchy guy. 2) I like the cryptarch. 3) I like to think that the cryptarch tries his best at doing his job, he is on the brink of getting fired and he needs the glimmer to feed his two blue children. 4) I call the vex crit-points milk jugs 5) A member of my fireteam thinks that it is semen :/ 6) When I come across those groups of still thralls i say "ello boys" in bruce the shark's accent. 7) I visit the speaker just to see how the guy's doing. 8) A random that I was playing with pointed out to me that Spirit Bloom is actually floating orbs of pure gonorrhoea. Never looked at it the same way after that. 9) I imagine tyrion lannister's face where ghost's "eye" is. 10) When I first got the exotic helmet "Light Beyond Nemesis" I ran headfirst into cabal to see if they were ticklish. 11) I sit right in front of the door when Valas Ta'aurc enters. Then I run. 12) Haven't used rocket launchers at all yet. 13) "Send their souls screaming back to hell" 14) stuck with Axiom Bolt only because it makes dregs do cartwheels. 15) Sliding up stairs is beautiful. 16) I forgot what the Awoken were called so i called my character a reefer.

Confessions of a level 26 Hunter: 1. Warlock "robes" are dresses. 2. Titan "marks" are butt-capes. 3. I used to suck at PvP. 4. I only use Hand Cannons. 5. I hate Rocket Launchers in PvP. 6. I hate Heavy Machine Guns in PvE. 7. I used to love Bladedancer. 8. Now I only use Gunslinger. 9. I got my first Exotic in my worst PvP game. 10. None of my friends can do VoG. :-(

BUMP for the Christmas N(o)(o)Bs and Kinderguardians ;)

Im glad to see someone else enjoying like i am. If you ever want to play with my group hit me up Gt sgtcoolbeans

You my friend just made my day my gt is VeteranDegree plz add me

36: ive beaten the VOG raid on normal then hard. in that sequence on the reset at 5am, numerious times, still have not received Kabr's Forceful Greaves.