This is probably the wierdest thread I'm ever going to make, but anyway...
So there's this hot porch I know who won't stop coming on to me. I've told it I'm fig, and not interested and stuff like that, but it didn't listen. I even went as far as to deliberately offend it as much as possible so that it'd leave me alone, but it still keeps bothering me. How do I get rid of it?
Help please.
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Give it a dog... [spoiler]it was only a matter of time....[/spoiler]