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Edited by Montague667: 10/15/2014 1:56:06 PM
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Nerd Voice News 15/10/2014

[b]Don't spill over Spawn Kills[/b] In the time since the Crucibles successful debut, it became clear to us participant guardians that as soon as we died and our ghost had revived us, we would have no time to even react to enemies who happen upon us at that time. Previously Lord Shaxx had blamed Ghosts for "not being smart enough to move your body", but recently he has spoken out about the matter. "Guardians should know that the crucible is a simulation of real warfare" said the crucible veteran. "This is why the bullets are real, the guardians are real and the deaths are one hundred percent real. In the world outside the crucible, Guardians will die and their ghost will most probably revive them in the middle of a fallen hoard. If you can't deal with that then get the f**k out of my crucible and don't be a a little b**ch about it!." Needless to say there has been some negative responses to his comments. One hunter said to us "Lord Shaxx has no right to be judging us Guardians for his poor crucible standards, in the real world my Vex Mythoclast would normally wipe out an entire fallen hoard without the need of my Ghost to revive me. But according to Shaxx, the damage must be reduced because it is too overpowered for the Participants." Lord Shaxx has yet to comment. [b]Sepiks Prime dead! Guardians return heroes[/b] For a long time now, the Vanguard and several veteran Guardians have been aware of the threat that the king of fallen servitors poses until now. Three Guardians emerged from the Devils lair on Tuesday, a hunter, a warlock and a titan, still stained in the blood of their Fallen foes. While their names have not been released, it has been said that all three were veterans of the battlefield outside the city walls. Cayde-6 was the first to comment. "I give my thanks to those three Guardians or doing what I could have done myself. If only I had the time instead of getting all these requests for new armour pieces from these f**king newbie Guardians. Seriously where do these Ghosts find these dead guys, it's like they're all in the same place or something..." For readers who did not know, Sepiks Prime was the Fallen house of Devils servitor link and without him the house is sure to fall into chaos. Titan Commander Zavala commented "It don't matter that the Prime is dead, what matters is whether the Kell will retaliate and replace the Servitor. However I admire the three Guardians bravery even if it seems that they will be doing it again. To that I say I hope they do. Sure as hell makes my job easier." Sightings of the three heroic Guardians have placed their current whereabouts in Old Russia, Earth. Supposedly picking spinmetal leaves. [b]Traveler moves an inch[/b] Experts and cryptarchs monitoring the Traveler have announced that the sphere had moved 1inch a month ago. Unclear whether this is a sign that it is waking up or not, The Speaker has spoken out. "I could tell you of the battle thousands of years ago" he said "or how the Traveler sacrificed itself to save us but instead I'll tell you to fight with other Guardians because that is my duty." After selling some kids stickers for motes of light he went on his way. However Warlock vanguard Ikora Rey had this to say: "I blame the wind" Unlikely to be waking any time soon. The Traveler will stay rested in the sky, 1 inch away from it's previous location.

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