I work at the Coca-Cola factory (not really) and all day long i work the machine that pours the coke into the bottle and screws the cap on. At the end of the week, I get to take one bottle of Coke home with me. I EARN MY COKE!!
I went into 7-11 the other day...WTF?!!?!? THEY ARE SELLING COKE TO PEOPLE?!?!?! For $3??!?!?! THATS TOO CHEAP!! THIS IS BULLSHIT.
You people dont know how easy you have it! I'm the only person who deserves to enjoy a coke! I EARNED it! I can't believe you can buy it now....not cool 7-11, not cool. we should just get rid of all 7-11's.
EDIT: breaking character for a moment...for the sake of clarity, I had to buy Icebreaker.
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....clever...i like it