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Edited by Batman:
10/13/2014 2:58:52 PM
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think of an object before entering
You just graduated college and went out to celebrate with your friends and family to celebrate. Since you just got out of college, you have less money than a Haitian and go to a Taco Bell buffet since you can't afford a rat's ass. Hours later you body decides you just ate 8 metric tons of poison and bran. You run to the toilet feeling your anus about to burst and sit down on it, a loud wet noise erupts from your behind as if it were a giant blowing its nose. After the disaster had ended, you look into the bowl to see he carnage; you see the object you thought of, you have pooped it out. How painful was the poop?
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A cell. Nice.
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Edited by DaDeadlyCheese: 10/18/2014 9:58:10 PMA cupboard, how does an okra cupboard fit in one's ass? How does one still have an ass after that experience
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A dildo... I had one interesting night I suppose
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1 ReplyA watermelon.....
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Banana
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A blanket...
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The moon. [spoiler]Jesus Christ, help.[/spoiler]
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A banana split .... I don't even know how this happened
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A brownie. ITS LIKE NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED!
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Edited by An Aids quilt: 10/18/2014 12:14:52 AMOne of those air plane booze bottles so not that painful[spoiler]what the -blam!- did I eat[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesA dragon dildo. Err...
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A jar of wombat urine… Well…
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A stick of deodorant, ouch.
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A charger for an iPod. Soo that's pretty -blam!-ed.
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A sombrero, man that salsa was some crazy shiz.
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My boyfriend's T-shirt...? Lol what the hell happened at taco bell? XD
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A pizza... wot
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2 RepliesWrench. The big kind mind you.
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Door. Why.
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Edited by JoeIsACat: 10/17/2014 7:38:38 PMA live boa constrictor...damn.
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Is this a back story
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...my phone...that's gonna hurt
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1 ReplyR2-D2.... Wtf did I eat
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A Tic-Tac. After that much Taco Bell?
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A jam jar. [spoiler]yeah, that was a thing then I guess.[/spoiler]
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Lol banana
