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10/13/2014 1:14:32 PM
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Help! I lost my dick!
So I was at this gas station yesterday about to take a piss when I noticed my dick was gone. I searched everywhere and couldn't find it. I suspect it went south of the border.
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2 RepliesI destroyed it
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My dick died, can I bury it in your ass?
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Probably in my ass.
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It's in some one's hot dog.
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Sorry to hear that I hope you find it soon. I would give you a spare but I'm planning to use it on a rat to grow more science
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2 RepliesDid you sit on it?
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Is it returning home to Mexico?
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O I got 1 right heer 4 u bby
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1 ReplyMeanwhile at OP's house
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Check your butt
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Better go on a dick hunt
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How the hell do u lose ur DICK
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Lost and Found :3
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Your not the first.
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Oh, so that's what the funny taste in my mouth was
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1 ReplyDid you eat any gluten?
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One does not simply "Lose what one does not have"
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1 Replyfun fact it is to small
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I hear about the issue all the time, detachable penisand all.
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1 Replyinb4bobcastDropsTheBanhammerOnThis
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1 ReplyIt's in #Destiny You aren't going to see it again
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1 ReplyHave you tried using a microscope?
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"Hey it's off topic might as well make a zany thread!"
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Did you check between the sofa cushions?
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