I know this has been done before but I'm too lazy to go bump it and I'm bored so lets do this.
What do you do when you have a day to do a big project?
[spoiler]move to venus, the days are considerably longer there[/spoiler]
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A neutron walk into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender gets his drink and the neutron asks "How much will that be?" The bartender says "For you? No charge!" :D