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Edited by PeytonicMaster: 3/19/2016 2:10:00 PMcareful kindful and cuteful [spoiler]dont really mind about felling in love[/spoiler]
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A dick But in all seriousness, she gotta be funny and attractive
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3 legs
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1. Funny or a sense of humor 2. Not slutty looking like every seems to be today 3. Smart or more then me because I can be a idiot at times lol 4. Gatta like games or not mind them 5. Gatta like kids (at least 2) 6. Money isn't huge to me I'm not high needs (Aka Job doesn't matter as long as it isn't stressful) Lol it sounds picky but it's not a lot to ask
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She has to be alluring and attractive. But she also has to be kind hearted, selfless, funny, and adorable.
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Sense of humor. If you can't joke around and find things funny we won't get along. I'm a big jokester and love to mess around.
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Modesty Youthful disposition Desiciveness Ingenuity Cuteness Kindness
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The ability to tolerate my existence
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Personality Usefulness Sanity Sexiness Young
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Personality and face That is all, and oh yeah seems like i can't have that kind of girl, i use profanity alot and i'm a douchebag sometimes
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I like a woman how I like my mother [spoiler]she knows me inside and out[/spoiler] [spoiler]and she is willing to put up with me[/spoiler]
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I like my dick inserted in a woman
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Being likeable while being a bitch.
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They have to be dead
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It doesn't matter what she looks like. It all depends on what she cooks like.
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Living, mostly.
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Thigh
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Cold, not breathing and pack into different compact bags so she can fit in my freezer. A man needs to eat after all.
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Sharp objects
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I like my women how I like my yard, trimmed
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I like women how I like Michael Jackson [spoiler]Dead[/spoiler] [spoiler]Just kidding of course [/spoiler]
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I like my women like I like my coffee. [spoiler]Ground up in the freezer. [/spoiler]