I know this has been done before but I'm too lazy to go bump it and I'm bored so lets do this.
What do you do when you have a day to do a big project?
[spoiler]move to venus, the days are considerably longer there[/spoiler]
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What happens when a chemist gets sick? You try to [i]helium.[/i] And if he dies? You [i]barium[/i]