Let's play, folks. Will it be an event that doesn't cater to anyone's needs? The hot new weapon people "earned" that Xur is selling that makes people quit the game because they don't feel special anymore? Or the classic "SUNBREAKERS!?! AGAIN!".... what will cause our salty, tearful community to cry next week?
What do think, ladies and gentlemen dressed as ladies?
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- DLC area discovered! Don't pay for this shit! - I lost at PvP - that's it I'm done! - RNG is random - that's it I'm done! - Xur is selling WHAT??? That's it I'm done! - got disconnected that's it I'm done! - COD will rock and I'll be done! - time to sue Bungie! - I'm done but still trolling the forum. etc. Just another week on the forums. Honestly it's like groundhog day.
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[b]Praise the SUNsinger![/b]
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"The hot new weapon people "earned" that Xur is selling that makes people quit " Which weapon is that?
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"Bungie, you lied to us, seriously, I can't even, I'm quitting forever and everyone should know I'm quitting because like I'm a -blam!-ing patriot and I'm gunna revolutionize gaming by standing up and bitching on a video game forum. I'm gunna change the world with bitching. Mom. MOM. MOOOOM GIMMI THE -blam!-ING KEYS TO MY BUG. MOM. MOM, I DON'T -blam!-ING CARE IF I WRECKED INTO A PARKEMOOM. MOM. JUST GIMMI THE -blam!-ING KEYS I WANT A -blam!-ING PUMPKIN SPICE FROM STARBUCKS JESUS CHRIST. I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN. MOM. mom. mom. MOM JUST GIVE ME THE -blam!-ING KEYS."
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Just thought of another one: - Third subclasses will drop with the new DLC, causing a ****storm when people realize that Bladedancers are still the most over-used PvP class.
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As a Warlock, I'd be a little salty if Xur sold the Sunbreakers again. Like honestly, us warlock get shafted the most while Titans and hunters usually get the goods.
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DeeJ will actually address some of the very helpful ideas that have been proposed on the Forums. They won't be added in at that time, but he'll address the ones that stood out. Don't fail me, DeeJ.
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On Tuesday/Wednesday there will be a string of complaint threads about RNG unfairness. On all the other days I'd guess it will be about the Vex Mythoclast mixed with "everyone using icebreaker in pvp' variants. Those are my guesses. If the rebalance patch goes in then obviously the whole thing changes, but probably a few likely titles are: - AUTO RIFLE RUINED I QUIT - SHOTGUNS RUINED I QUIT - Still no reason to use pulse/scout rifles - Thank you Bungie Bad Juju is AMAZING now - GG Bungie Bad Juju still sucks - Complainers ruined this game - I QUIT <ambiguous reasoning> - Are you KIDDING ME!? [Vex Mythoclast]
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Deej is gonna post something in a day or two, and we'll be back on disc locked content. Followed Monday by some RNG drops being broke in pvp. Then next Friday, Xur will make roughy 10 people cry and start 1000 new posts on #destiny.
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Xur will sell mytho
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Edited by Kibeth: 10/10/2014 9:59:29 PMA heavy weapon will be sold by Xur, no one will care. Someone dies once to Vex Mythocast and makes 10 forum posts about how it's unfair and how they "always" finish in 1st on their team so you can't call them bad. Then you open their match history, laugh, and move onto the next thread.
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The DLC will drop and expand heavily on the story and emphasize character development and go into detail about the different factions of The Tower, and give players insight as to what The Darkness truly is. People will be upset about "having the story rammed down my throat WTF Bungie just let me play i dont want to watch cutscenes!"
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It sure won't be about the servers since their load is significantly reduced.
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xur will sell all gear for 13 strange coins each
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I bet that Xur will be selling a sniper which upgrade can make every shot refuel everything including superbar causing everybody to be an unstoppable camper and bungie making an update with level 30 phogoth, nexus, devil walker, and giant cabal to spawn if somone is grinding
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I'm predicting: Patience & Time will be on sale by Xur, causing a plague of invisible campers sitting at spawn in Crucible. People who have already gotten it will moan, while people who blew their money on Icebreaker will be mad that their infinite ammo gauss gun isn't in style anymore.
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Next week sees a fairly big release, so it will be posts that say "DESTINY SUX. THE EVIL WITHIN IS SO MUCH BETTER!"
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I bet when iron banner gets a little harder(more rep for rank up) they'll say it's to hard to rank up and that it should require less rep.
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They'll finally release the patch that nerfs auto rifles and buffs pulse and scout. That'll get them red-faced and sobbing.
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lmao good MPFC reference also i bet he will sell heart of the praxic fire and hawkmoon
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All I know is that the loading screen got NERFED! I took a sheet and I kid you not...I was still flying to the Moon!!!!!
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Xur will sell Last word me and countless other cowboys will commit seppuku
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I predict there will be crying over all the things.