I work at the Coca-Cola factory (not really) and all day long i work the machine that pours the coke into the bottle and screws the cap on. At the end of the week, I get to take one bottle of Coke home with me. I EARN MY COKE!!
I went into 7-11 the other day...WTF?!!?!? THEY ARE SELLING COKE TO PEOPLE?!?!?! For $3??!?!?! THATS TOO CHEAP!! THIS IS BULLSHIT.
You people dont know how easy you have it! I'm the only person who deserves to enjoy a coke! I EARNED it! I can't believe you can buy it now....not cool 7-11, not cool. we should just get rid of all 7-11's.
EDIT: breaking character for a moment...for the sake of clarity, I had to buy Icebreaker.
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Edited by AmatoxinAnthrax: 1/19/2015 7:10:33 PMFu[i] [/i]ck
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I'm premium, bi[i]tch[/i][spoiler]Ooooo bad word :O[/spoiler]
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Yea, out of protest, I will no longer use weapons. That'll teach them and level the playing field
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Edited by TwigTwig: 10/10/2014 8:29:04 PMAgreed. Screw those welfare coke handouts. EARN YOUR COKE PEOPLE!
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Screw your coke. Dr. Pepper all the way.
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go home sir, your drunk
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"Pepsi, for when you don't have coke"
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Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
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I used to work crushing coke cans. It was soda pressing...
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I earned my coke by buying it
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cokes over powered nerf it
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Share a Coke with the Cryptarch
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I buy a 36 pack from costco, they wont accept my strange coins though.
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You win the internet with that post.
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Huh. This scenario sounds so familiar to me...
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Lawd have mercy, nerf the analogy, the truth is thrusting sand into the vaginas.
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I see what you did there ;)
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Proof that icebreaker sucks and is overrated. Vex mytho last for the win
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Made me laugh. Enjoy your diabetes.
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Reported
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....clever...i like it
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I know right? Just the other day people were handing out cokes on the street and I thought I was special because someone randomly gave me a drink. Low and behold I walk into a store and see a kid BUY A COKE. Smacked it right out of his smug hands.
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Well my 7-11 sold a giant coke bottle for 99 cents but -blam- I had to buy it because it was 99 cents and lasted for three days
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I think i see a comparison. Hmm let me think.... Oh wait!! Its the whiney community!!!
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Edited by hasher22: 10/13/2014 3:40:02 AMFunny..... You worked for your coke, in that process you also earned 'glimmer' or 'strange coins' so you can buy more coke. In my eyes, win for you. I don't mind people working for their coke or working for their money to buy coke.