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Edited by Phoca:
10/10/2014 6:41:17 PM
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If you had three wishes...
You wake up in the woods, and you have no clue where you are. You can hear no birds in the air nor any other animals, everything is silent. You look to your left and see smoke over the hill. You start walking towards it when suddenly you fall through the ground.
Darkness...
You cant see anything until you hear a spark and it lights up, only by the crystals on the wall. With nothing left to do you venture farther into the cave until you see a lamp. It is golden has has a crest f smoke in it, However you aren't stupid and know what it is from the fairy tails your grandparents have told you about, its a genie's lamp. You rub it expecting a genie to fly out but instead a slimy slug rolls out and burps.
The slug sounds drunk and says, "Your next 3 wishes will come true, as I am your true god. And if you kiss me you get a fourth. What-da-a say pal? Oh! And you can't wish for more wishes in any way or not to kiss me."
(Answer him in the comments)
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Telepathy Insane super speed (Talking bout Flash (barry) style) Wolverine healing factor Flight Lol git rekt
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Telekinesis Ability for me and a person of my choice to heal faster (Physically and illness) A golden age for the earth *kiss* Your death 😑 your powers are to great for the rest of mankind
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I've kissed worse. 1. My own home 2. A job I love with good pay 3. A car 4. the ability to read minds.
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I wish that I could wish for more wishes
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I wish for more slimy slug rolls that grant wishes.
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Wish for the ability to have more wishes and then more wishes.
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23 strange coins ...thats it
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1.power of super speed (lightspeed) 2.Enlightment 3.Wisdom
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1 ReplyI'd wish for no wishes. What would happen?
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12 Replies1. Infinite Intelligence 2. Telekinesis 3. GTFO of that place 4. Bitches
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1. Superpower of flight. 2. Ice Manipulation. 3. Ability to master any instrument.
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1 Reply1-> Power to create everything by just thinking of it 2-> Power to stop and control time 3-> Power to mind control everyone And of course i would kiss that mofo and ask for immortality.
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4 RepliesOhm First I would kiss him i guess 1.To marry this one girl [insert lenny here ] 2.Money 3.a realy cure to tumors 4.go home
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I'd wish for [b][i]unlimited[/i][/b] wishes instead of [b][i]more[/i][/b] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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3 RepliesFirst wish: ebola for all desticles
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I'd wish for wealth, safety, and happiness for my friends and family, then I'd kiss him and wish to die and be secure in the afterlife.
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I wish I could wish for infinite wishes
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I just wish for no Ebola. That's all
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*kisses* 1. Long life of health and happiness 2. Marriage to a particular person 3. Guaranteed afterlife 4. To be a god
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1 ReplyIf I can't wish for more wishes I'd wish for more wish-granting slugs. (I can always find a way to cheat the system)
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could i ask for a power to grant wishes?
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First I would kiss him for another wish. Now I have 4 1) ask who I am 2) ask about my life 3) ask for the power of being a warlock from destiny 4) ask to get out of the hole Then say thanks
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8 Replies>You wake up in the woods, and you have no clue where you are. You can hear no birds in the air nor any other animals, everything is silent. It's lerk merncruft ermahgerd! 1- money 2- weed 3- to go home
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Wish for more slugs
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2 RepliesThat cave sounds pretty cool...... 1) Pocket sized portal to an unlimited food supply.
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1babes 2 bullets 3 bombs
