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Edited by Archon:
10/10/2014 6:19:08 PM
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what useless superpower do you want?
I want the power to punch people through the internet
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1 ReplyHands-free ejac
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The ability to auto-spell correct other people.
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Have the power to slide wherever.
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1 ReplyAbility to apply and remove tattoos at will. Or Grow out my hair quickly.
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8 RepliesThe ability to turn my fingers into French fries and grow them back at will.
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Be able to bust the maddest dance moves at will.
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1 Replymy weiner gets bigger the less likely it is that i'll have sex.
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Piss out chocolate milk [spoiler]the chocolate milk would be piss resistant so no piss is in it[/spoiler]
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The ability to automatically wipe my arse without any effort.
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1 ReplyThe superpower for people to see my middle finger right in their face in traffic
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The power to read people's minds, but only when nude in public
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The power to pee on the lawn without being judged
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7 RepliesBeing able to dematerialize and rematerialize as a sandwich.
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1 ReplyGenerate a constant wifi connection from my body
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1 ReplyThe ability to instantly obliterate any Desticles i come in contact with. [spoiler]wait that is actually a useful power.......[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThe ability to say: CHEEP- CHEEP! And not get made fun of cuz it's completely normal to say, and if other people make fun of me for this- because nobody has- then they will feel sorry and say, " hey! I know that on the inside u just want to express yourself and feel accepted by others, so I respect you for the things that you say" No biggie
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Edited by Murph Tha Smurf: 12/7/2014 3:20:24 AMThe ability to not be one archonos alts
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The ability to talk to walls
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Levitate up to 10ft off the ground but ill still get fatigued as if running
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1 ReplyEvery time I say hello to people a little bit of poo comes out of them
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The power to conjure up Cheerios.
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1 ReplyEdited by Verbatim: 11/20/2014 12:37:42 AMthat is obviously not useless, OP i wouldn't want a useless superpower because it would be useless it would have no use
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1 ReplyOn demand boner control.
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The super power to just randomly bust out and twerk whenever I see a girl
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The power to kill anyone by looking at them but only when I'm not looking at anyone
