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Edited by Archon:
10/10/2014 6:19:08 PM
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what useless superpower do you want?
I want the power to punch people through the internet
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6 RepliesEdited by Spyro: 2/8/2015 11:22:43 PMTo summon a grey at will... [spoiler]to play chess[/spoiler] [spoiler]don't judge me[/spoiler]
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Grow finger nails like Meg
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Every infamous power
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To splash over a mountain oh wait
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Pause time but only for 2 minutes my time. I could fùck with sooo many people.
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The power to get [i]it[/i] up without a pill!
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The ability to deploy a bubble shield when no one is shooting
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The power to be a human router. Infinite wifi.
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Control Pegboys
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2 RepliesTo summon pugs at will
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Power to refill things
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The ability to shoot fire out of your ass but not be able to use it.
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Edited by Spartan M320: 1/10/2015 12:40:25 AMI want the power to change the world in which every time someone curses, their voice is censored out. Just to see how funny it would be.
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3 RepliesThe power to make my shit invisible and just to leave it somewhere for people to smell.
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The power to summon a bad juju in my primary weapon slots, this is useless powers right
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Edited by Ninjy: 1/21/2015 10:18:08 PMI want the ability to toggle the light switches on and off. Edit: I can already do that. I meant from a distance.
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The power to love cats more than I all ready do. That's 11/10 on the love scale currently.
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I want the power to explore someone else's mind whenever
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The power to make whatever webpage you are looking at crash for 25 minutes.
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10 seconds of invisibility
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To crash planes in peace
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1 ReplyThe ability to grow 1" at any time
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Short range teleportation. Don't want to move to grab the remote? Bam now I don't have to.
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1 ReplyEdited by CaptKrunch: 12/11/2014 4:23:28 AMControl other peoples bowel movements.
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3 RepliesThe ability to go super saiyan but only while taking a dump
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2 RepliesI already have a super power... [spoiler] It's the ability to piss people off by doing my job. [/spoiler]
