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Edited by Archon:
10/10/2014 6:19:08 PM
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what useless superpower do you want?
I want the power to punch people through the internet
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1 ReplyTo fly tree feet off the ground
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Taco-kinesises The power to control all tacos with my mind
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1 ReplyThe ability to make people permanently only see blue waffles std
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Edited by IZEFANG: 2/16/2015 5:48:15 AMThe ability to know someones gender by looking at them. Having a blue or pink aura around them. Show green if there was sex change. Some people these days throw me for a loop on what they are
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Give people pimples when they anger me. :) Or trip them with my mind.
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2 RepliesShoot hot dogs out of my hands
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Wish I had the power to remain clean.. Dirt, sweat, and muck would just wick right off :) I'd never have to brush my teeth and have to scrub my tongue and nearly puke doing it :D
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I wanna turn into a bucket
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The ability to explode while no one is looking
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The ability to survive jumping from an exploding building whilst riding a quad bike wearing a clown costume. This is the only scenario you can survive through
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3 RepliesThe power to pee Pure soup.
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2 RepliesThe ability you desire really actually DOES sound useful to me.
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1 ReplyI want the power to become weightless. Not fly just be weightless. [spoiler]is that useless enough? ;)[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI want the power to control the smell of my farts!
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Every time someone says "shit", shit will fall on their heads.
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the ability to make people really really need to poo
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1 Replythe power to be instantly comfortable when I sit/lay down in a spot.
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1 ReplyThe ability to open pickle jars without struggle, why would this ability be useles u ask? I dont like pickles... or have jars... °^° deal with it.
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Any girl im jackin to in my bed at the snap of a finger
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Edited by Tez-LouEye4: 2/16/2015 4:51:45 AMThe power to move any object 3 inches Or to always have a $20 note in my wallet
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To turn cheap beer into highbrow beer
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Edited by Angry DeVito: 2/16/2015 4:43:17 AMTo reverse time by 1 minute, but I have no control over when it happends
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The abilty to make one regular size acorn apear on a persons head but im only limited once per day so I must choose wisely.
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I want megaman powers
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Turn people or anything into a my little pony doll
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Instantly count the threads of a carpet.
