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Edited by Archon:
10/10/2014 6:19:08 PM
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what useless superpower do you want?
I want the power to punch people through the internet
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The power to consume my sugar cane easier, and also bleed soda.
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Shape-shifting cock.
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The power of grammatical superiority.
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1 ReplyThe power to keep an erection forever
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1 ReplyThe power to selectively see through clothing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyI want the power to teleport wherever and whenever a pun is needed as well as a super fast thought process, but only when it comes to puns.
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The ability to shape shift my clothing. For like comedic effect and shit.
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Define useless.
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To know when I've just made a terrible desicion [spoiler]i think i may of made a bad desicion[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThe power to smell sounds and hear shapes. [spoiler]not the words like triangle, square, etc but the shape.[/spoiler]
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The power to slap people across the face that text and drive and talk on the phone.
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To see people's farts
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To hurt people with angry stares
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Edited by Fartmonkey: 10/10/2014 7:01:10 PMRead peoples thoughts but only when they are thinking about you I would like to know how strangers view me when they see some kid gurgling while walking around town
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The power to make people faint when I look at them selectively of course Also the power of turning stuff (and people) into TACOS
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2 Repliesif i lost something just be able to see that and nothing else. that way i could find it, you know like my tv remote, or my lost guinea pig thats been missing for 3 days
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The power to turn anything into cotton candy.
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The power to cut the perfect slices of Bologna.
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3 RepliesThat's not useless though. I would want the amazing ability to be able to patiently wait for food at a restaurant.
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The power to always make perfect toast. No more burning it or undercooking it.
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I want to tickle people by looking at them.
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The power to make people drop their phones and the power of turning on the sound of people's phones when they are in school
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That would not be useless >_>
