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Edited by Archon:
10/10/2014 6:19:08 PM
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what useless superpower do you want?
I want the power to punch people through the internet
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1 ReplyEdited by Master Chief: 10/10/2014 10:08:07 PMThe power to turn anything I want into a randomized military vehicle every hour but the gas will be empty and the battery will be dead
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I want the ability to either not go to the bathroom at all, or the ability to not have to shake my willy/not have to wipe my ass after using the restroom.
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[quote]I want the power to punch people through the internet[/quote] How is this useless?^
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The power to summon one piece of burnt toast per day, in space.
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Power to give anything a really silly name. Power to draw snoopy in any situation.
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Edited by Gryft: 10/11/2014 9:27:02 AMI want the power to have a complete mastery of any fighting style. But I can only do it when I'm drunk. ....I'm straight edge. No drinking.....ever..
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3 RepliesPower to stop and unstop time
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The Zack Morris Time-Out
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The power of reading people's minds but only if it's not about myself there for making it rather useless.
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The power to unlock hidden content in game;)
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3 RepliesThe power to turn electronics on and off at will. *evil smirk*
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3 RepliesThe power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.
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7 RepliesTo make anyone, anywhere in the world, urinate uncontrollably should I wish it.
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The power to poop chocolate cake so I can eat anytime I want.
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The power to reach the bottom of the Pringles can
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3 RepliesThe power to fly only North.
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The power to make the best and contextually appropriate puns at any given time.
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X ray vision that only goes through clothing..... Giggidy
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The power to be friends with birds.
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1 Reply[quote]I want the power to punch people through the internet[/quote] The ability to turn into a butterfly at will.
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5 RepliesThe power within
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3 Repliesto shrink myself
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4 RepliesRead people's thought, but being unable to ever say them.
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1 ReplyThe power to not get fat. [spoiler]shut up its useless for me.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyRetractable..... Nevermind
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The power to consume my sugar cane easier, and also bleed soda.
