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Edited by Archon:
10/10/2014 6:19:08 PM
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what useless superpower do you want?
I want the power to punch people through the internet
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The power for super speed, but only when standing still
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Poop diamonds and piss gold.
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2 RepliesThe power to turn into a tree
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The power to say no to anything and works
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The power of being a hard worker.
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3 RepliesThe ability to lactate gold
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3 RepliesEdited by Hellbent02: 10/12/2014 6:59:21 AMThe power to shoot acid out of my dick when I fap. Also my dick would go through excruciating pain as it melts and then would regenerate back. Also I could never use it to break into a bank as aim would always be off and shoot myself in the eyes.
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That's definitely not useless
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1 ReplyI want the ability to see half a second into the future
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3 RepliesThe power to make my -blam!-ing internet better
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All the things
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The power to travel 1 second in the future, but I can only use it once every second.
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The power to come up with really good answers to this question
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Edited by zeratul12: 10/12/2014 3:59:38 PMThe ability to make a game awesome by pissing on the cover Though it wont work on Destiny games too shit
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The power to fap without self asphyxiation!! Damn.. That's a useful superpower.. :(
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The ability to grow mustaches, straight down my chest, wrapping into my belly button.
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5 RepliesTo shit my pants when I cough
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5 RepliesGlowing penis
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2 RepliesI want to be able to drink through my genitals
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1 ReplyI want to power to turn full water bottles into beer by punching them.
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Diarrhoea Blast !!!
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5 RepliesEDWARD PENIS HANDS!!!!!
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2 RepliesThe power to run in slow motion
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1 ReplyThe power to open pickle jars with my mind but lose all control of my bowels in the process.
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2 RepliesThe ability to see through paper. The ability to become almost invisible. The ability to hear all things annoying. The ability to go back in time 2 seconds.
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2 RepliesThe power to never age past 24. I read this book once in school, Tuck Everlasting. It's completely useless to be immortal, and eventually, I'm sure it gets boring, but it wouldn't be as bad as an afterlife.
