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Edited by Archon:
10/10/2014 6:19:08 PM
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what useless superpower do you want?
I want the power to punch people through the internet
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Bacon supercharge
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The power to never need to clip my nails
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1 ReplyThe power to time travel at the same rate as the normal passage of time
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The power to run at the speed of light but only when running backwards
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3 RepliesThe ability to heat up a bowl of Ramon without a microwave
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1 ReplyThe power to randomly spawn pineapples.
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1 ReplyThe power to make trees dance, I have a forest in my back yard it would be really entertaining.
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the ability to make any chair i sit on warm after i stand back up
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The power to go in and out of video games. I could whoop so many characters. *EVIL LAUGHs*
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2 RepliesEdited by FnordPanther1: 10/15/2014 1:27:59 AMBest gamer at anything ever
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2 RepliesThe power to make money appear in my hands, unlimited amount.
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2 RepliesThe power to extend and retract my hair length. Think about it. Bad haircut = grow it back Or even not needing a haircut at all, you can give yourself different hairstyles by will.
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The power to levitate in the air, but only at night during a full moon.
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2 RepliesThe power to pull my dick off and use it as a gun... The magazine would be the ballsack.
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5 RepliesTo shoot bullets out of my eyes when open, but only when closed
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Do a perfect karate kick
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The ability to produce a flock of geese out of nowhere.
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superbump
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Edited by Ultron: 10/12/2014 9:38:29 PMProbably the ability to give this cup: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-198 to anyone I want. It's such a sadistic idea. If I can't use that then I would probably like this instead: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-674
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the power to have a superpower to have a superpower to have a superpower...
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The power to know exactly what to say
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The power of pulling out quick
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Being able to pee accurately while having an erection.
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5 RepliesTime travel and teleport
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The power to play destiny all day non-stop Wait a second...
