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Edited by Archon:
10/10/2014 6:19:08 PM
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what useless superpower do you want?
I want the power to punch people through the internet
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3 RepliesThe power of muting people
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To swap sex/gender on command (genderfluid)
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I would like the power to go into video games or movies
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3 RepliesTo see through clothing
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The power to make leaves swirl around me like a hurricane. They must be dead though.
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Punching people through the Internet would be useful. I would want the power to modify any little bit of my DNA
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1 ReplyAutomatic[spoiler]ejaculation[/spoiler]
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Or the ability to[spoiler]summon a dildo into peoples buttholes[/spoiler]
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levitation
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Kinda like your to punch or kick people through the tv so the stop nova bombing me
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I want you. Insteadz
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The power to charge any mobile electronic device, anywhere and anytime.
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Autism
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The power to let people know they have a small penis
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The power to turn off the stove when I'm not home
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Ummm u feel a bump
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Extendo-Dick
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1 ReplyI want to be able to control cheese
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I want my abs to be waffle makers
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To be able to command a legion of dancing cooked turkey mercenaries with a flute
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I want my thumb to roar like a dinosaur!
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I wanna shoot yogurt out of my armpits
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2 RepliesInsta-Rection.
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Teleportation.
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The ability to shut every 9yr old that plays cod. Wait this sounds useful....
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1 ReplyTo fly tree feet off the ground
