WTH Bungie!? I am so angry right now. I was in the iron banner event and some guy who was several levels lower than me actually did damage to me! What is the he point of grinding for all this legendary gear if people can still hurt my character???
I should be able to wade through a group of level 16s and have their bullets just bounce off me like RoboCop. I should be like the Terminator when he's going through the police station to kill Sarah Connor.
And all of my level 28 bullets should be hitting these guys so hard that they explode. Each round from my Red Death needs to have the force of a thousand gorillas behind it. And my melee attacks should be on par with getting punched in your magical death spots by Kenshiro in Fist Of The North Star.
Nobody should enjoy this game but me because I bought it and my $60 investment should dictate the decisions of a multi million dollar company trying to improve the experience of the game for an entire player base. But my $60 makes me special snowflake and I demand that you cater to my needs.
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These # threads are stale; it's not clever, funny, or insightful. Stop making them. The fact is that iron banner is exactly like control, except you will literally never finish a game becuase the losing team gets no exp.