I know this has been done before but I'm too lazy to go bump it and I'm bored so lets do this.
What do you do when you have a day to do a big project?
[spoiler]move to venus, the days are considerably longer there[/spoiler]
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The bartender says "We don't serve Tachyons here." A Tachyon walks into a bar.
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Biologists have an infectious sense of humor. Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
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"If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate."
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I think I want to tell you a science joke... Na
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Why don't you go fluorine, uranium, carbon, potassium Oxygen, fluorine, fluorine Boron, iodine, technetium, hydrogen!
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Edited by ANGRY ASIAN 500: 12/6/2014 2:16:18 PMTwo scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says "Can I have some h20?" The second scientist says "can I have some h20 too?" The second scientist dies. EDIT: nvm someone posted this
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I feel quite narcissistic right now. And im pretty sure i misspelled that but whatever.
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Carol didn't wear her safety goggles, now she dosent need them.[spoiler]she went blind.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Agent Space Wolf: 10/12/2014 4:53:21 PMSomebody else posted this a while back: [spoiler]A Photon walks into a hotel The bellman says "Let me get someone to take your bags sir" The photon replies "Its ok Im traveling light [/spoiler]
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Id tell you a science joke but the best ones [i]argon[/i].
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GIVE ME ALL YOUR JOKES. NOW.
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What happens when a chemist gets sick? You try to [i]helium.[/i] And if he dies? You [i]barium[/i]
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Chemistry jokes? I'm in my [i]element[/i]
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Never trust an atom [spoiler]they make up everything[/spoiler]
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Not really a joke, but I just had to post this gem.
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Girl, you must be a charged particle because [spoiler]I've got my ion you.[/spoiler]
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My friend hit me with a large bag of sodium. I'm charging him with [i]assault. [/i]
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Edited by FoxTrottts: 10/12/2014 4:23:01 PMTwo scientists walk into a bar. The first one orders some water. The second one says, "I'll have some H2O too!" The second scientist died. EDIT: -blam!- someone already put it.
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[i] [/i]
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This should suffice.
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A neutron walk into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender gets his drink and the neutron asks "How much will that be?" The bartender says "For you? No charge!" :D
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Humans having a direct and dramatic effect on global warming. [spoiler]Well, [i]I[/i] think it's funny. We're talking about science jokes, yes?[/spoiler]
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How many scientists does it take to fix a light bulb?[spoiler]They fall off the ladder an die f you were looking for something funny you've came to the wrong place[/spoiler]
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*mercury
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Edited by Sqwithy: 10/10/2014 2:35:38 AMTwo scientists walk into a bar The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” The second scientist died.
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Edited by Oh look a free name change: 10/10/2014 2:32:50 AMWhat do Aliens use to buy their music? [spoiler]NepTunes[/spoiler][spoiler]Don't worry,it's science related[/spoiler]