My fellow guardians, my name is ColdAtrophy. You can call me Cold. I am here tonight, on what will surely be remembered as an historic occasion, to announce my campaign for Commander-in-Chief of all Armed Forces of the magnificent Last City.
Are you tired of the Cryptarch taking your rightfuly earned engrams and giving you junk? Are you tired of people quitting out of Crucible matches? Are you tired of the lack of leadership from the Tower? Are you tired of the Gunsmith selling nothing worth your glimmer? Are you sick of the same 4 shaders from Eva Lavonte? Are you ready to elect a new leader, a strong leader, one who will lead us all to victory and piles of worthy loot? Are you tired of supporting the Death-Star-in-a-coma? I promise to put an end to all of the injustices heaped upon you Guardians by NPCs who care not for your welfare or happiness, but for your hard earned monies.
Great battles lie ahead. I call upon all who love freedom to stand with me. Keep your faith staunch - our arms are resolute - together we shall achieve victory. The right of a people to decide their own destiny, to make their way in freedom, is not to be measured by the yardstick of class or degree of social interaction. It is an inalienable right. You have lost too much, but you have not lost everything. And you have certainly not lost our Last City, for I will stand with you for as many tomorrows as it takes to gain permanent victory over the Darkness.
Vote for me, Commander Cold on November 4th. Tell me the changes you want to see in the comments below.
EDIT: Here is the forum post that started this: http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/72014309/0/0
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As a hunter of mediocre skill, questionable judgement, and ill repute, I do hearby declare that you shall have my vote! But only if you promise not to nerf me ;)
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Cold. As a Titan, I will first and foremost compliment your apparent willingness to brave the rampant bureaucracy of the Tower by taking on a leadership position. That is a battle most of your sisters and brothers would rather simply avoid. They gripe over "fairness" in Crucible competition, while I would much rather invest in thicker plate and further perfecting my keenly weaponized right hook. You're more about inclusiveness than I'll ever be. I have a close knit team. We do good work. We do what works. You've got my support, and the support of the Vanguard Assault Lance when it comes down to it. Leadership is necessary. Someone has to give us permission to break things, or legalities and hearings and inquiries become a bit of a mess. Tired of taking orders from that broken disco ball. ~Ricochet [Because every charismatic, inclusive leader needs an almost as charismatic but much angrier and more aggressive counterpart. The heavy and his goon squad so to speak.]
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I follow only one and he is the Broom Sweeping Frame.
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Screw you I'm voting for.........THE PURPLE BALL!!!
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Let me be clear: I respect Dead Orbit. I respect FWC. I respect the New Monarchy. All will be welcome to participate in government while I am in office. I am an inclusive candidate. I believe we will only be able to fight the problems that plague our society if we all work together.
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Bump.
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I am a relentless hunter that can hold his own but even with my bladedancer maxed out I shall bow down and hold to you my blade and help whoever backs you, I shall be forever loyal to your cause.
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Whelp, you've got my vote. #Cold4President
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[quote]Are you tired of supporting the Death-Star-in-a-coma?[/quote] You sound like a Dead Orbit representative. Do you affiliate yourself with any of the current factions in the tower?
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That death star in a coma is the only hope we have to save our species from impending doom! I will back whatever candidate the executors put forth. I'm a registered member of NM.
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In sickness and in health, this stalwart defender of light shall forever stand by your side. My fist is yours.
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Consider yourself voted for by this Titan
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Edited by GreenSeaDee: 10/10/2014 3:55:41 AM[i]F**k yourself.[/i] [u][b]#LongfaceIsLove #LongfaceIsLife #LongfaceForPresident[/b][/u]
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Me Titan me will run against you me will smash you if you vote for me I will not smash you me not smart but I fix stuff by smashing it so no smarts need
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The Order of the Fist of Barad-Dur stands behind you, fellow Titan. Rip them apart. (Salutes)
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I heard that The Broom Sweeping Robot may be running. He has a lot of hard backers, his PR team is top class, and his fund raising is top of the line. You might have trouble in the swing states but I am confident you can run a good campaign.
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My shank is yours to wield. Point and I'll Melle for you. :)
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You can have my void light anytime good sir.
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I vote for Cold to become our leading commander in chief. #Cold4President
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as a hunter, suck my dick
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I will use small words, so you understand. If you wanted to C-i-C of all forces you have to think tactically... erh, good, about how to defend the city. You can't just put yourself in a position of jeopardy, uh, go smash things, just because you don't like the way they look. You have to know how to use the weapons you are given, the soldiers, I mean, and not just send them out to die. I know this might be hard to realize, you cannot treat every problem as a nail that you hammer relentlessly (without stopping) with you cranium, I mean skull, uh, the part of you that has a helmet. I mean, even a Warlock would be better than a Titan for leading the Vanguard... ;)
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I made sure that you were a Titan before I voted yes.
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Well from your other post that started this you have this Titans vote :) someone needs to show the last city what leadership really is! Zavala just sits there all day doing nothing. And don't even get me started about the speaker lol. He's speaks nothing of importance and is almost as mute as the traveler itself :) We fellow titans salute you
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#Cold4president Make the purple ball an exotic weapon and helmet
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Choose me! Not him. i will give you everything that you deserve.
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You sir have my defenders bubble. My warlock is too busy burning this to care though.