Hello everyone. There comes a time in civilization where a ruler must rise up from the masses and guide others with a loving and just hand. One that represents a total authority but in a parental and caring way.
Seeing as how DeeJ plays the man filthy man pig who ****ed the flood who gave birth to us, bastards of a cruel system, to fight amongst ourselves and resolve our own issues, perhaps it's time to govern ourselves? I propose we begin a monarchy of floodians in which I will take on the solemn role of "Queen Kirsten 'First of her name'". I will try my best to resolve any issues you may have with each other in which my decision will be final. In some extreme cases I will bring the issues to my royal court and have the people decide. During the course of the week, I will keep an eye out for my successor and next Wednesday a new ruler will be chosen to continue my line "queen/king ______ first of her/his name, daughter/Son of Queen Kirsten"
They will be entrusted with the same responsibilities I had and I will be here to make sure they govern fairly and to give advice if needed.
So, are you in favour of this idea? If yes, splendid! (Lol ew I just said splendid).
If no, just say why and stick around to see what happens. The voting will end at 9:30pm tonight which is approx. 12 hours.
So what do you say to some fun, guys?
[spoiler] I will need a royal court and someone to design the flood coat of arms as well as our motto. I will require many a white knight and a few black knights to keep those away from trying to steel the crown from any who are currently on the throne.[/spoiler]
[b]Roles and responsibilities:[/b]
Throne Usurper:
El Burninator
[spoiler]Members of the royal court:
[b]Insta Code [/b]
[b]IngloriousWho98[/b]
[b]EnderWolf1013[/b]
[b]Jester II[/b]
Queens guard 1st unit:
[b]Agent Space Wolf [/b](captain of Queens guard and epic gunsmith)
[b]BioSmiley[/b] (skilled master swordsman and trainer)
[b]Axlyon[/b]
[b]Terrell Hazard [/b]
[b]BobTheRanger[/b] (skilled master Ranger, marksman and trainer)
[b]Elemental[/b] (thruster of energy spears)
[b]Gasai Yuno[/b] (banisher of the nagger men)
Queens Guard 2nd unit:
[b]XSEAN[/b] (alpha leader)
[b]Tharros Liontàri[/b]
Queens royal advisor:
[b]ShadowKnightMDH[/b]
Master Alchemist:
[b]Torquit[/b]
Royal Gigolo:
[b]DemiGod[/b] (good with his fingers)
Arch Mage:
[b]HScook[/b]
Royal Fool and Master Giffer:
[b]iGassik[/b]
The First Born Prince
[b]Thanatosishere[/b]
Dungeon master and analyzer:
[b]Dyre Dragon[/b]
Astronomer:
[b]Liam[/b] (needs a translator due to his thick, and sexy Scottish accent)
The Queens Kitten:
[b]AfroJoe[/b]: *cuddles little Afro on my lap and pets him*
The kittens keeper (on Tuesdays)/ninja that guards the palace and has complete control of a deadly, fire breathing dragon. also has telekinesis, teleportation, invisibility and psychic ability.
[b]Luke[/b]
Executioner arse face:
[b]Sky the reckless[/b] (wears a hood for a reason)
Everlasting dragon of guidance:
[b]A BIG COWPIE[/b]
Time Gate Keeper:
[b]Sony[/b]
Royal war Mage:
Dark Sniper 375
Plebeians:
[b]Ninja[/b]
Town Drunk:
[b]Air4ceSEREguy[/b]
Bounty Hunter:
Hunter (figures... Lol)
Royal Chef:
[b]Pregnant Yoda[/b]
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The "nays" outweigh the "yays." Cut this shit out and go home already.