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Edited by Malicious Rhino:
10/30/2014 4:52:53 PM
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Think of an object before entering
You're fighting valiantly in battle, then your arm gets blown off. The object you think of is now your new arm.
How screwed are you?
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A potato[spoiler]good thing I am Irish [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesMy dick
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Farnsworth's Doomsday Device....
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A Lamp...
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A plate i'm so screwed
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A remote control helicopter. I'm going to pretend that it's one of those high powered gas ones and use it to continue said battle. I also suspect I now possess the ability to fly.
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Mott's Apple juice. I doubt it'll do well as a weapon but I won't be thirsty.
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Holy shit brah, check out this arm made out of soft shell river turtles.
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A giant purple dildo. This war will be won.
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A pen...it's mightier than a sword?
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Edited by Balto: 10/14/2014 12:07:09 AMKats robot arm. That was absurdly convenient.
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Edited by Beef Whistle: 10/17/2014 10:23:10 AMA fleshlight? I figured it be something I'd have to have sex with... If I'm at war with a bunch of dudes.... Yeah I'm real -blam!-ing screwed.
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I was thinking of tits It may not work
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I have a table for an arm, what the, moble cover?
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Well... I was thinking about my dog...
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MOIST NUGGET IS NOW OF ARM, I CAN OF ARMY OF DARKNESS BUT WITH GLORIOUS SOVIET NUGGET >BUT IVAN HOW DO YOUS OF FIRE WEAPONS RIFLE IS ARM, I TELL WEAPON. "FIRE". IS OF LIKE BEAK WETTING ONLY BEAK IS WETTING ON CHECHEN >IVAN, HOW OF AIMINGS? AIMING IS FOR WESTERN PIGS ONLY. BAYONET IS TRUE WAYS TO AIM >IVAN, NUGGET IS LONGS AND ANNOYANCE IN BAYONET RANGE, HOW OF SOLVE? OBREZ SOLVES
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Lol kinda screwed actually I would be getting screwed in my arm cause what I thought about was p*s*y
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1 ReplyAnal beads [spoiler]shit[/spoiler][spoiler]*leaves because of terrible pun*[/spoiler]
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My new arm is Kim Jong Un. [spoiler]I'm definitely screwed[/spoiler]
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a box
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2 Replies....My arm is now a [i]Vex Slap rifle[/i]. This battle has just been won.
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3 RepliesAn erect horse dick. I very screwed, but in the best possible way.
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Katana Well I guess that's kinda helpful
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2 RepliesPaper! Well shit...
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Handerpants! Underpants for your hands! Fųck
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Batmans butler Alfred shall be known as an object now
