So, apparently some serious shizzle went down last night. I remember a dull pain by my nads, but it only half woke me up and I just rolled over and passed back out.
This morning I woke up to a bloodstain on my sheets and blanket, panicked and tried to find where it came from. After about 5 or so minutes I start feeling that pain from earlier and after some shifting and checking there's a friggen gash about 2 inches from my sack.
Well. That was my morning. Dunno what to do with the rest of the day anymore.