I was playing in the Crucible and there was a kid who kept screaming his name, Steven Delaware and claiming he was pro with a sponsor for Subway. He was just destroying the whole other team, like he was some type of an MLG pro. His trash talk was absolutely terrible, claiming "The girls want the D, the D is for Delaware". Super obnoxious for a 12 year old kid who has a Subway Sponsorship..
[spoiler]Its a fuhhhhhhking joke, relax people[/spoiler]
[spoiler]If you can't take this as a joke, you probably wear Gunnar Glasses while you sit on your shitbucket[/spoiler]
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YO! I just Steven Delawared in an Iron Banner Match....server restarted. A Titan had his bubble up. Four buddies in it. I roll up and Hulk Smashed. I gave them the D. The Delaware.
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I heard steven delaware is so mlg subway pro that he can pvp the tower
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Rumour has it, Steve Delaware is DeeJ's father even though he is only 12.
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Am I missing something this isn't funny
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Fact: Steven Delaware actually wears three pairs of MLG Gunnar Glasses at all time. Two pairs on his eyes and one on the back of his head for a full 360° vision. Delaware cannot be stopped.
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Edited by Cromica: 10/7/2014 11:44:13 AMI though jokes are supposed to be funny?
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Great, now I'm craving a meatball sub.
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#Bewarethedelaware
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"If you can't take this as a joke, you probably wear Gunnar Glasses while you sit on your shitbucket" Amazing +rep
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I saw that Steven Delaware already has rank 5 Iron Banner already and Has full exotic Gear.. Watch your butts in the Tower Guardians.
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Fact: Steven Delaware once played russian roulette with a fully loaded hand cannon AND WON...
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I can second this post, as I was in that same crucible game. Apparently the reason he was doing so well is because he had on gamer glasses. Who knew they were so OP.... I already placed an order for my very own pair, time to destroy in the crucible! #mlg #pro #steven #disfordelaware #stevenisthenewblack #getdownwiththedelaware
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This is Steven Delware
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I love Subway.
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what's wrong with gunnar glasses? why do you hate people who don't want to murder their eyes from staring at a screen all day?
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Edited by BloodstormWW3: 10/7/2014 6:05:30 AMProbably Youtube gamer, BrySi.. Hasn't posted a game related video in months, instead he is posting a lot of shit about making picnic tables. EDIT He lives in Delaware, so..
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I'll give you points this made me laugh GG.
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am i missing the interwebz joke this is about? i didnt understand mudkipz for a while.... is this a new thing or is this really the same guy logging and relogging on different accounts?
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I hear on bf4 he unlocked the bipod for his bayonet
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I'm not playing this F$%#?%! game online until they make a playlist specifically for tryhards like this. Steven Delaware was literally 360 420 729 no scoping me with his fusion rifle cross map. There are some of us who can't afford gunnar gamer glasses and a scuf controller with 7 extra buttons. Put these tryhards in their own playlist, Bungie. You guys dropped the ball on this online.
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Steven Delaware is such a cum filled menace! Screw him and his subway sponsorship!!!
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Bungie should nerf Steven Delaware.. He's way too OP
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No.....chat......option......0/10
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You're a -blam!-ing idiot.
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What the shit same kid got me to. 360 Naded me, and screamed MLG SUBWAY PRO....
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I find this story ridiculously funny for some reason... That trash is so perfect in its juvenile-ness.