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Edited by trong:
10/6/2014 2:03:07 PM
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HELP I GOT MY PENIS STUCK IN THE TOASTER!!!
OK, so I was trying to bake a cake following [url=http://www.wikihow.com/Bake-a-Cake]these[/url] instructions, but the they were not clear enough, and I ended up with my penis INSIDE the toaster. Since my penis is [b]clearly[/b] too big to fit INSIDE the toaster, there's no way I'm getting OUT of the toaster! Anyone got some advice???
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OH GOD I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON!!!! OH GOD WHYYYYYYYY
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It's OK, guys!! My penis burnt off, so it's unstuck now :)
The only problem is that I wasted a [b]perfectly[/b] good toaster D:
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Put some butter on that mutha and call it good!
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Leggo my eggo.
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Toaster it like a real man/shemale
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Listen to ABBA, you'll grow it back.
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Good thing that's covered in Obamacare
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10 points to griffindor!
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This is why I love you internet. *high fives*
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3 RepliesDats real good. Like REAL good. Now take the burnt of foreskin and eat the inside. It should tastes like snake/chicken
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Edited by banj0: 10/7/2014 4:15:57 AM[url=http://halo.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=52305919&postRepeater1-p=4#52325211]I believe the correct term is "lele"[/url]
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Edited by Shadowz Master: 10/7/2014 4:11:06 AMFBI: Sir, You have been charged with molesting a toaster. My advice? Run, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!!
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Oh no! Not the toaster! The Inhumanity!
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8 RepliesRelevant video.
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I've been there before......
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2 RepliesEdited by JPLAY101: 10/6/2014 2:04:16 PM[quote]OK, so I was trying to bake a cake following [url=http://makeameme.org/media/created/whered-you-get-0s0zpv.jpg]these[/url] instructions, but the they were not clear enough, and I ended up with my penis INSIDE the toaster. Since my penis is [b]clearly[/b] too big to fit INSIDE the toaster, there's no way I'm getting OUT of the toaster! Anyone got some advice??? EDIT: OH GOD I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON!!!! OH GOD WHYYYYYYYY[/quote] Your stupid Get on the short bus and get to school. It's called short hand.....smart assssss.
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Did you taste it?
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That's where you put the envelope, not the D.
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You stole my penis in my ps4 joke you n00b
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[quote]Put bread and butter on it and eat it.[/quote]
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Do you not understand toast in the envelope?!
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2 RepliesStop stealing my jokes
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Did you eat it yet? Can I get the butter?
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Edited by Dunbrack Rooney: 10/6/2014 2:23:13 PMIt's simple, just use Toaster/Envelope.
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1 ReplyPut bread and butter on it and eat it.
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Cut it off
