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10/2/2014 11:16:59 PM
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All Hail the God's of Old

I believe it has come to the attention of many guardians that the legendary deity known as the Broom Sweeping Robot (BSR) is a powerful gift bestowed upon all guardians. But that begs the question, how powerful is he? Well the answer is quite simple. Let's take a look at the wild days of Destiny launch, BSR watched, BSR waited, and finally BSR acted. Do you really think the launch of the new patch was just a coincidence? Master Rahool is actually an agent of the dark sent here to hurt guardians anyway possible. However our true God, the BSR watches over us and protects us. Master Rahool made it his mission to hurt us guardians and with the release of the new patch BSR took his exotic broom and taught Master Rahool a much needed lesson. Back in vanilla I'm sure many guardians were experiencing disconnection issues. Most of those issues are gone now and it's all thanks to the BSR who took his Exotic Broom (The Dustbreaker) and singlehandedly patched all of Bungies code in an attempt to make YOUR life easier. Now let's look at the so called traveller, do you really believe a giant ball was responsible for creating the golden age? Ha, the traveller is merely a scape goat that appeared to protect the BSR from perils. The traveller has done it's job and now the BSR is ready to be recognized as the true God. OPEN YOUR EYES GAURDIANS! The BSR is the true one we should be protecting. So please pay this entity the respect he deserves, if you're headed to see the vanguard vendor, wave as you go by (Awoken, I expect to see you bow so low you can lick your toes). The BSR doesn't ask much and it's time we showed our gratitude too such a great bastion of light. This is our journey, our life, but most importantly, this is our Destiny.

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