When your parents told you the entire universe exists to make you happy, and revolves around your inner-child, THEY LIED/WERE WRONG. Stop being an emotional, irrational, illogical knee-jerking flake. We have more than enough people like that already in graduate school and/or always watching the news. At the very least, try using your houseplant of an IQ, and simply stop looking at/ignore it. Also, consider getting a job at one of our fine federal regulatory agencies. You'd(obviously) fit right in.