So in the above picture we have the [i]cargo accelerator[/i] or whatever they decided to tell us this was, but really? Bungie has decided that a slingshot is not enough in the far future of Destiny. Theyve replaced the rubber band with magnets and space magic, and then put it on a ramp. But they made a mistake, and realized that most of the time the earth is going to be in the way of the sun. So in an attempt to [i]rotate the moon[/i] they mustve messed up. Its the only explanation, their turning mechanism blew up, and now the moon is messed up. We always knew it would happen, now you just have to find a better way to point it at the sun and strap the Cryptarch in..... But seriously, I cant be the only person sees this.... Right?
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I could tell you............ [spoiler]But i wont mwhahahahahaha[/spoiler]