I would suck a lava lamp. Because my mouth would glow purple.
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[spoiler]penis?[/spoiler]
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Kate Upton's titties.
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A sucker
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I would such Kim Jong Un's manly package to thank him for his protection and the freedom that he brings.
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Lockout
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Popsicle! Popsicles are the best!
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Easy since I like bbc :P
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A lollipop.
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[quote]I would suck a lava lamp. Because my mouth would glow purple.[/quote] Popsicle
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A white chocolate magnum ice cream damn they taste good.
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Could I gurgle instead?
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WarnedOrange7 boobies
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Jawbreaker on a stick.
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Tricia helfers pussy nuff said
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Scarlett Johanson's anything
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The end of a joint. Haven't yet, but why the hell not?
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My own dic
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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A straw. Preferably with a chocolate milkshake on the other end.
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A big black booty.
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penis [spoiler]cuz yolo[/spoiler]
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The barrel of a gun if my son doesn't stop waking me up when I have to work at 6am
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Dic[spoiler]k[/spoiler]
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Your Mom's penis
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Edited by Darth Ra 7365: 10/5/2014 4:31:35 AMA popsicle