So, I went on a super secret vaction apparently... And when I got back... I find Earth is pretty much screwed. So I go about finding a bunch of double-rainbows and shit. While dodging a bunch of annoying anal probes that like to taze me. Then I Befriended a bunch of shit talking bird brains. Who help me to defeat the final boss. Hint 1: [spoiler]Star[/spoiler] Hint 2: [spoiler]Control[/spoiler] [spoiler]In that game, You are part of a secret mission to find precursor technology. You finally build a space ship out of that technology and fly back to earth. Only to find out that it has been enslaved by the Ur-quan. During your journey to free Earth, you meet a race of traders called the Melnorme who pay handsomely for the location of rainbow planets, planets that defy all sensors. Of which you trade for technology upgrades. Eventually, you build a huge bumb that is meant to blow up the Su-Matra, a huge mothership, of which.. The best way to weaken the ship for receiving the bomb is with a ship provided by the Pkunk, a Bunch of shit-talking bird brain hippies. The Anal Probe reference that likes to taze me is referring to another race in the game. A Race that lives in Gas Giants such as Jupiter. This race could not travel the stars. So they found a way to bring the stars to them. They bought a self-replicating probe from the Melnorme that would go out collect information and return it to them. It unfortunately had some bad programming and basically meant meeting these probes in space was an anal affair. They used lightning to attack you.[/spoiler]