It should have Soviets as bad guys.
Wait, I've got it.
[b] JACK BLACK PRESENTS: TETRIS[/b]
[i]Prepare this summer for the sci-fi adventure of a lifetime. Beyond film. Beyond belief. Beyond imagination. Tetris.
Ex-Soviet scientists have discovered an old war project that opens a portal to an alternate dimension. This strange land is inhabited by beings know as Tetrimos, who at the end of their lives seek to unite with others for one last moment in their lives. But if a tetrimo enters our world, it can turn into a lethal object, crushing anything it is dropped on. The only man to stop the russians from using the tetrimos on washington dc? Fred Ridehenbacker (Jack Black), ex delta force navy seal green beret. Can Fred save the Tetrimos from becoming weaponized slaves? Will he survive their stange world? Find out in:
TETRIS: THE CLEARED LINE SAGA[/i]
Co-starring: Linda Hamilton, The Great Khali, Dolph Lundgren, and William H. Macy.
Cameo by Christopher Walken.
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There not [b]really[/b] making a Tetris movie... [spoiler]...right?[/spoiler]