[quote]October 1, 2014 -Since Destiny's launch, the game has been spread like wildfire throughout the world due to the fact of who developed it, the creators of Halo, Bungie. During recent weeks, consumers have been staying all day and night playing the new IP without eating, peeing, sleeping or even taking a bath, instead, these people have been exposed to some kind of radiation that its triggered by brain patterns coming from the game itself. A study in the university of Constantinople gathered 15 different owners of Destiny to test how they reacted to the world. 14 out of 15 people where under the same mental trance while the last person fell into a coma. Apparently, these "Desticles" seem to believe that anything that doesn't involve [b]Destiny the game[/b] was either bad or it didn't matter to them at all. 7 out of 15 of the test subjects left their families or fiancées to keep playing the game. One of them considered not going to work for 2 months so he can play Destiny. Dr. Navii Eagle, who works at the University of Cucubi made another test, instead of making their test subjects react to the world, he made an exam that tested the patient's needs. According to Dr. Eagle, only one passed the test before falling into a coma. The rest of the subjects where writing "[i]Deej is our savior[/i]" as the sole answer. With the coming months, the Department of Health and Life decided to protect citizens with such a thing, they decided to name this mental condition "Desticlism" and officially name it a psychological trance on 2016. It has been advised to schools that children under the influence must be "silenced". [u]Symptons[/u] 1. Consumers will join forums and look for fireteams to join their cause. 2. whine about people having legitimate complaints. 3. Defend the game as if it was a god. 4.Suck it up to an ethereal figure known as "Deej" (this name was considered one of the spookiest creepypastas of 2013). 5.Puke 6.The mental brain patterns causes the consumer to leave their loved ones in exchange for more play time. 7. Hate other videogames 8. Become 12 year olds 9. If the trance is broken, the patient will fall into a coma. 10. Lack of hygiene 11. No hunger Ever since Destiny's launch, the game has been bombed by critics and had been given a score of 6.6. The game has been out for a few weeks and it already has parents thinking twice about buying their children videogame consoles. It's times like this that Bungie, one of the most talented developers out there have been called into question for many atrocities such as their mishandling of the forums, their lack of talent, their false promises and giving consumers a unfinished product, still plenty of these consumers have fallen into the state of Desticlism and it has affected millions of people and made them protect the game as if it was a miracle. Times like this is when parents have to atep up and take their kid's console and rip it appart. [/quote] Link: www.deejisapegboy.com/news_0937777666/news=/page?30_67htttpppp.net