So a huge magic ball shows up and makes it rain on mars. Somehow this allows humans to colonize Venus and mars when they hadn't done so before. The traveller gets sleepy, because ancient gods need their rest too. Just ask Cthulhu, he understands. Kill some aliens because, well, they're aliens and they're here. Oh, the aliens picked up the traveler's keys when he dropped them at the bar the other night. Dude, the traveller was wasted! He actually asked Ikora rey if she would come back to the last city for a nightcap. I'm guessing in his drunkenness he forgot that that's where all the humans live now. Unfortunately now that the aliens have the Traveller's keys he can't get to work. Enter the guardians! Kill some more aliens. Steal an alien head. Who's that female exo? Don't worry about her, she doesn't have the time for backstory. What did the speaker say? Don't worry about it. Trust me, it won't be about the story. "Hey, Traveller, we got your keys back. Are you awake?"
The End
Uh, ok...
Your role as a moderator enables you immediately ban this user from messaging (bypassing the report queue) if you select a punishment.
7 Day Ban
7 Day Ban
30 Day Ban
Permanent Ban
This site uses cookies to provide you with the best possible user experience. By clicking 'Accept', you agree to the policies documented at Cookie Policy and Privacy Policy.
Accept
This site uses cookies to provide you with the best possible user experience. By continuing to use this site, you agree to the policies documented at Cookie Policy and Privacy Policy.
close
Our policies have recently changed. By clicking 'Accept', you agree to the updated policies documented at Cookie Policy and Privacy Policy.
Accept
Our policies have recently changed. By continuing to use this site, you agree to the updated policies documented at Cookie Policy and Privacy Policy.