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Edited by FoMan123:
9/30/2014 9:37:52 PM
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6 Things Real Gamer Guys Hate
Man, it's so hard being a Gamer Guy, and with that I have to state what 6 Things REAL Gamer Guys hate, because I clearly represent all gamer guys solely on my word.
1.) People think we are no life's who just wear Mario Shirts WELL IT'S NOT TRUE (Maybe in some cases.) We love our games and they were an important part of our childhood, as well as a motivation NOW.
2.) The Armor and Character Models for Guys. Really? Why must we always be big bulky tanks with armor so big it could be our storage closet. Clearly only REAL Gamer Guys wear these armors, because others are posers. Also, they don't show ze ladiez what we got. Just a bunch of metal plates stacked up like a Domino Tower.
3.) Guys not in the kitchen. WHY? Why can't we be in the kitchen too? I love making my food, because I'm a real gamer guy who doesn't like Arsenic in my food, but no, we are always fixing cars, chopping down trees and tending to our amazing beards.
4.) Gamer Guys are desperate. No, just no. We have STANDARDS. You know how you want to play that level 5 mission but you're level 2? IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THAT. We don't settle for anyone, unless we are talking food. Food is love.
5.) We spend all our time on games. Not true, they are our hobbies, honey we have jobs too, we have to work and attend school, fix our cars and chop down trees while tending our giant beards of awesome and amazing.
6.) You hear some guy with a deep voice? Oh cool he must be a manly dude who plays Dead Space and Resident Evil 4 without flinching. He could probably pin down Pyramid Head with his left hand. NO. SOME PEOPLE ARE CASUALS. Though a select few of us can actually do those things, someone with a deep, manly voice isn't automatically a badass with a mega beard. Stop putting so much pressure on us!
Thanks for reading, got any other stereotypes? Tell me I'll put em up if they are approved by the Gaming Guys.
Community Stereotypes! (Added by the Community)
7.) Just because we are men doesn't mean WE CAN DUEL WIELD MINI GUNS AND CHOP DOWN FORESTS IN MERE MINUTES. While of course stroking our beards and being in Old Spice commercials. Because that's what every gamer guy does right?
-Dark Sniper 375
If you see me out there Don't GIVE ME A WAVE. Give me a fist pump. :{D
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*fist bump*
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1 ReplyOil me up its time to be manly
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Damn right!
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i hate when people say "oh you have no life you play video games all day"
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1 ReplyAgreed.
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2 RepliesHilarious
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1 ReplyYou go gurl.
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3 RepliesBump, I started a Gaming channel by the way. If anyone is interested I'm Cloaked Goliath www.youtube.com/channel/UCKpVhlF3AJU4k-xRrJS1pYQ
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7 RepliesI love this so much 😂😂 2am and I'm here dying of laughter amazing job I applaud you 👍 OBAMA APPROVED 👽
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18 RepliesWhen MICROSOFT or Sony does something wrong [spoiler]DAMN OBAMA[/spoiler]
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LOL nice post, counter troll girlgamer post with troll guy gamer post.
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3 RepliesEdited by Resurrection101: 10/1/2014 6:44:38 PMgreat troll my friend yes I seen the other thread lol edit you know when I first seen this I just thought it was a funny troll of that other post. well you know there is some logic to this post. people do generally think of any guy that spends time on video game is a sort of just a geek fat lazy ugly etc. I guess the difference between guys and girls on this matter is we just don't care lol
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6 RepliesEdited by Override: 10/3/2014 1:02:12 AMI wish I could grow a manly beard of awesome. You, sir, have given me a sense of inadequacy. And I was so blissfully unaware before how far from a true gamer I was. :( Thanks, deuche. (Kidding, if that wasn't clear. Really do wish I could grow a beard, though. )
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3 RepliesWe must be swift as the coursing river! With all the force of a great typhoon! And all the strength of a raging fire. Mysterious as the darkside of the MOON!
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1 ReplyLet's beat the gamer girl thread, all gamer men unite, with awsome beards of awsomeness
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7 RepliesI agree more with this thread than that dumb girl one. Lol
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1 ReplySix things gamer guys hate! #6: Anything the doesn't smell like Axe. #5: Casuals. #4: The idea that they aren't always right! #3: Sweaty time with women. #2: Any flavor other than ramen. and the #1 thing gamer guys hate... When people don't respect their pouting over "yet another thing that didn't meet their unreasonable expectations."
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1 ReplyLMAOOOO this gave me a good laugh!
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1 ReplyWhenever you use all caps it reminds me of Mr. Torgue from borderlands :D
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1 ReplyWell said sir, well said
