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Edited by Gooderman:
9/24/2014 12:33:16 PM
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Destiny Limericks
Originally I started putting these in the 'Destiny puns/jokes' thread but decided to make a new one since I can't seem to stop.
Limericks tend to be bawdy, dirty, and naughty, so...
WARNING! GRAPHIC RHYMES LAY AHEAD!
CAN BE VERY NSFW!
There once was a guardian named Cliff
Who snuck onto a fallen skiff
Before they departed
The Captains all farted
And he passed out after one whiff
The shotgun in PvP
is easy and fun for me
'Til I pissed off a 'lock
and then, to my shock,
he nova bombed the shite outta me
Said the Servitor to the Thrall
of that which he feared most of all,
"Am I or not
truly robot?
Or just half of a Transformer's balls?!"
A Fallen Captain named Lance
felt naughty and undid his pants
He was the master
at stroking it faster
because he could use all four hands
On Venus, a Guardian's text
read "Hey big boy, let's have sex!"
He was in the mood
and so he got nude
...and then he got gang banged by Vex
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A difficult Strike had been mastered A purple engram dropped out after It was absurd Out popped a blue turd That fuggin Rahool is a bastard! The mysterious Agent of Nine and his black market wares are divine "Hey [i]tentacle face[/i]!" I said in poor taste Then he beat me to death with my spine I wanted to know more than that, but The Speaker could be such a prat "I could speak of wars and battles, of course, But here, I have an app for that"
