So I was messing around with Siri, and I got aroused by her voice. I couldn't resist; I unzipped my pants in put my dick in the charger port. Now I'm stuck and can't pull it out in fear of ripping the skin off my dick. Also, on a side note, the charger is in my asshole and shocking my prostate, causing me to shit myself uncontrollably. Wat do flud? Edit: Noble 6 won this thread guys; you can go home now.