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Edited by Sola:
10/23/2014 7:37:32 AM
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badly explain a movie
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Explosions
Explosions
[spoiler]Every Michael Bay movie[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesGuys get high. Guys get burgers.
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2 RepliesBig explosions , in bed with beautiful woman , gadgets , Aston Martin , bad guy dies , back in bed with a different beautiful woman .
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7 RepliesRobots are cars. Robots fight. Robots like or hate peoples. Explosion. Robots kill each other. The End.
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go inside of dial up internet and run around in slow motion [spoiler]The Matrix[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by el GypsyKing: 11/27/2014 10:27:36 PMSo theres this toaster and hes like super brave. So brave that the other characters who do everything he did anyways don't get to have their name on the title because seriously, who would go see a movie called the brave litttle toaster, blanket, lamp, vaccum and radio? Besides I'm pretty sure the kid loved the toaster more than the other objects. Seriously tho what kid would get exited about a vaccum cleaner or even a lamp for that matter. Actually, did this kid not have any toys? Why were a toaster and blanket his favorite objects? If Rob was more regular and liked toys instead of lamps and vaccum cleaners, then whoever made this movie would have made toy story before Pixar. Way to drop the ball guys. Oh yeah they travelled the country,there were songs and then they found that kid somehow. The end. P.S. Seriously...a vaccum cleaner.
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It exists.
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4 RepliesI don't have time to Explain why I don't have time to explain.
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3 RepliesThere was a fish...who was looking for another fish...that was his son...he met a stupid fish and a shark and some gulls...then died the end
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4 RepliesEdited by jimpo33: 11/27/2014 5:17:15 AMBritish swinger from the 60s freezes himself, gets thawed out in the 90s to fight nemesis, gets Swedish made penis enlarger pump, goes to vegas, shags nemesis's right-hand man's fake Italian secretary/assistant, blows up nemesis's base, nemesis escapes in rocket, British swinger shags and marries coworker that didn't like him in the beginning. The End. What movie am I talking about?
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Dead guy duties
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Star Wars: a guy kisses his sister
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Dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream. Then idk what happened, I fell asleep. Maybe it was all a dream? 0_0
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Someone died. Explosion. Plot twist.
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3 RepliesIt was all a dream
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2 RepliesBig monster alien things come out the ocean. People build big robots to fight the monsters. Big monsters rip through robots like paper. People build big wall. Big robots rip through wall like paper. Then the last giant robots go to ocean. Big boom. Aliens gone.
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Explosions, death, gunfights, explosions, shitty exposition, [spoiler]Just about every action movie ever.[/spoiler]
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This is by far my most successful thread
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We need more farmers, Michael Cain is a douche and sassy robots.
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Two stoners lose a car. They try to find it and find out all the horrible things that happened
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Hippie and friends convince mankind that America makes better wines than France.
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2 RepliesMan goes to jail. Man escapes jail. Hugs Morgan freeman. All is well...
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FHRITP![spoiler]Any porn[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHey, did you ever see that movie? The one where there's a cowboy and he's like the king of the castle and then this astronaut shows up and tries to take over so the cowboy attempts to murder him but instead the astronaut is taken hostage by this evil psychopath and the cowboy has to rescue him and they end up becoming really good friends?
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Grandma talks about the time she hooked up with a guy on a boat. [spoiler]Titanic.[/spoiler]
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Edited by E1iteS1ayerz: 11/26/2014 10:52:57 PMSome gay midget takes his stupid husband on a hike to go see a mountain and loose their wedding ring. All while an old man is trying to blow another old man. Also some peoeple die here and there because they hate gay men [spoiler]lord of the rings[/spoiler]
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This guy walks in........ Demons are like whhhhhhat Roots different species
