{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by Sola:
10/23/2014 7:37:32 AM
1775
badly explain a movie
Example:
Explosions
Explosions
[spoiler]Every Michael Bay movie[/spoiler]
-
This guy has weird friends. Friend plans Christmas party. He wakes up the next morning and his friends are normal and don't know him. Goes and tries to find friends to get them to a room because of a bookmark talking about a program on a PC. Manages to convince a friend that they met before, by using alias 'John Smith'. Discusses with friend and other friend why he remembers things differently. Get other friends to room. Presses enter on PC. Traveled to same place from before but three years before. Meets adult version of a friend. Gives him a thing that fixes the issue. Sent to time things changed. Finds out another friend did it. Got stabbed when trying to fix by someone else. Saved by friend and her adult version as well as a future version of himself. Wakes up in hospital with his friends around him as they were before everything, though think he was in a coma for a few days due to falling down some stairs.
-
5 RepliesGirl is kidnapped by three weirdos Man in black tries to kidnap her from them Action Weirdo down Action Weirdo down Intellectual debate Weirdo dead Man in black is girls lover Prince tries to kill man in black
-
Things happen
-
I can with a whole series. Guy gets his ass beat then wins only to get his ass beat in the next movie and win again.
-
2 RepliesA retired burglar comes out of retirement to take on the three meanest farmers in the history of ever
-
No Castaña!!!
-
1 ReplyDeath.
-
Om nom nom nom nom [spoiler]Jaws[/spoiler]
-
A dream within a dream within a dream
-
Boom bam bop climax ending sequel and repeat
-
Beginning middle end
-
4 RepliesEdited by daythin: 6/8/2015 12:31:27 PMSmart people find dead thing Smart people make dead thing into living thing Smart people show other people the living thing Living thing kills almost everyone Movie ends Makes profit Makes sequels that get progressively worse Makes profit anyways
-
6 Replies4 short hairy guys and a grey wizard (later turned white) fight against a couple of shrek Wanna be's, Count Dooku with magic and a long stiff tower with a deadly gaze all in attempt to get a ring to some wedding for some guy named Mordor but that guy from Game of Thrones says [i]One does not simply walk into him[/i] So the 4 short hairy guys and the grey wizard go through a bunch of needlessly battles even loosing that guy from Game of Thrones along the way. They could have just used the Eagles bro. Oh and did I mention [b]precious[/b] makes an appearance?
-
2 RepliesMeet up at a bar or whatever Goes to either persons house Get naked She receives anal Starts screaming Blows his load Sweet talking a bit Calls him daddy He grabs her pony tails like they're bicycle handle bars Almost rips her hair from her head No -blam!-s given About to blow second load Starts spanking her in the process Gets ninja'd for summarizing porn
-
6 RepliesSome kids play hide and seek and go get high or whatever and meet talking animals and stuff.
-
A white person so white they can make white stuff at will, but run away because of the whiteness.
-
Snail irony [spoiler]turbo[/spoiler]
-
The Last Airbender
-
2 RepliesUnicorn kills some people Ocean of blood Giant hand comes out of ground
-
10 Replies>tire gets up >tire rolls around >tire is sentient >tire has psychic powers >tire falls in love with girl >tire blows up a bird >people watch from afar >tire finds girl >datass.jpg >girl closes door >tire rolls away >someone breaks the fourth wall >tire almost drowns >tire is alive >tire exacts revenge on a fat man >random emo kid is happy >people are still watching from afar >they are starving >a spastic man brings them food >food is poisoned >people die >fourth wall man and girl plan to kill tire >girl uses voice >tire takes the b8 >tire explodes >universe cries >tire is reincarnated as a tricycle >tricycle kills fourth wall man >tricycle looks at girl >tricycle rides away >tricycle makes other tricycles sentient >tricycle forms small army >da end >credits
-
Guy and his wife search for daughter. Daughters turning into a zombie. Daughter jumps off roof to splat on the ground.
-
2 RepliesSome stuff happens
-
That dude from that one thing was in it and he was dating that chick from that movie with the cars and they got in trouble with some guys who thought they were someone else. But then that dude from that airplane movie totally saved their ass. It was awesome.
-
The world is running out of resources so a group of idiot astronauts goes on a limb through a wormhole to another galaxy with 3 planets none of which sustains life so the trip was wasted and matthew mcconaughey goes through a black hole and somehow goes back in time to terrorize his daughter by knocking books off of her shelf. [spoiler]interstellar[/spoiler]
-
2 RepliesPeople gather at a party a murder happens and instead of a police investigation are man handled by Tim Curry while he speculates.
-
There is a city trying to clean up crime, but a new psychotic gang leader takes over the underworld and runs the city into the ground. The police try to stop it but it's too much and one main guy is seriously injured and soon killed, while the other has to flee into obscurity.
