I was by the cave the other day doing some casual farming when I noticed a solitary guardian with a weird name appear next to me. He was wearing Red with white eyes and appeared to be curious as to what I was doing by the cave. At first this weird guardian appeared to be scared and alone so I began to dance and this got his attention. The mood began to change and he felt comfortable enough to come over to me and let me pat his head and stroke him under the chin, this made him pur and start to talk to me. He revealed that his name was zippy and he was an avid quiche fanatic and that he scours the destiny universe for the best quiche in the land. After 3 hours of dancing we parted ways but he left me with a Fallen Space Quiche Of The 7th Realm. I took it to the cryptarch who winked at me and gave me a fish pie. Just wondering if this has ever happened to anyone else?
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dafaq??????