The question is pretty straightforward.
What quote, from history or Fiction do you think is the funniest, or most inspirational, or any reason; Is your favorite?
Mine would have to be a quote from Steve Jobs
"Because the ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do"
But what's your favorite?
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"Are you a Boy or Girl?" -[i]Professor Oak[/i]
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"Who are you callin' pinhead?"
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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! Russell Crowe Gladiator UNLIMITED..POWER!!!!! Chancellor Palpatine
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Edited by Swagu: 9/26/2014 4:53:23 AM"Wise men say: 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza." -90s TMNT live action movie.
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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman". -Bill Clinton
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"In case of fire, choose Charmander."
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No matter how bad things might seem, they can't be any better, they can't be any worse, because that's the way things -blam!-ing are, and you better get used to it Nancy, quit your bitching -Lenard Church Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same. - Woo-Jin Lee
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Edited by DeChief: 9/26/2014 12:35:30 PM[i]"Time isn't made of lines! It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round."[/i] -Caboose.
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"The Sadistic Stud-Keeping Secretary"-Margaret (Persona 4 Arena Ultimax)
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[quote]The question is pretty straightforward. What quote, from history or Fiction do you think is the funniest, or most inspirational, or any reason; Is your favorite? Mine would have to be a quote from Steve Jobs "Because the ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do" But what's your favorite?[/quote]
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I'm gunna have to think about this one.
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"Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun."
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Whenever Gordon Freeman spoke, oh wait...
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"War, War Never Changes" - Fallout Don't Tread on the Bear. - Fallout: New Vegas
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My name is Michel j caboose and i hat taxes and or it always a key and when you stab people it unlocks there death
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[i]"Shit Happens"[/i] -Elijah Wood
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[quote] You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the German war machine, the elimination of [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] tyranny over the oppressed peoples of Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world. Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle hardened. He will fight savagely. But this is the year 1944! Much has happened since the [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] triumphs of 1940-41. The United Nations have inflicted upon the Germans great defeats, in open battle, man-to-man. Our air offensive has seriously reduced their strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Our Home Fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in weapons and munitions of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men. The tide has turned! The free men of the world are marching together to Victory! I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory! Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking. -Dwight D. Eisenhower [/quote]
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"Why get thinner when you can have dinner?"-me
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Team America:Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to -blam!- all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get -blam!-ed by dicks. But dicks also -blam!- assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't -blam!- the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
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[i]"Be the change you want to see in the world." -Ghandi[/i]
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Edited by Rynoceros: 9/26/2014 1:35:34 PM[quote]F**k 'em.[/quote] ~Grandma
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"Conan, what is best in life?" "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women."
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"Punch yourself in the face"
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"Secrets and lies can't live along side the truth."
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"If it's hostile, you kill it." -Hunter