The question is pretty straightforward.
What quote, from history or Fiction do you think is the funniest, or most inspirational, or any reason; Is your favorite?
Mine would have to be a quote from Steve Jobs
"Because the ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do"
But what's your favorite?
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"If fat people start running, you should run too, cause fat people don't run" - my father
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"Come a little closer, I just want to beat the shit out of you"
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Flip a coin and when it's in the air, you will know what you really want.
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He who ask questions only questions himself
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What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.
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[i]"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments."[/i] [b]--- Jim Morrison.[/b] and [i]“We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.” [/i] [b]---Abe Lincoln[/b]
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"Protect me cone!" Grif from RvB
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Edited by JROS7: 9/26/2014 2:36:45 AMBow Chicka Bow Wow! -Lavernius Tucker
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This http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
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"I need a weapon" -Spartan 117
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Edited by Ingloriouswho98: 9/25/2014 3:49:20 AM[quote]Do you wanna build a snowman?[/quote] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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What the actual fuсk.
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"Speak softly, and carry a big stick." Theodore Roosevelt
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"You can have it in any color you want...... as long as it's black"
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Edited by trong: 11/25/2014 1:39:35 PM"ayy bby u wan sum fuk?" - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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My name is Michael J Caboose. And I Hate Taxes!
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"Too much, even for an Elite! Raaaawwwg" Elites from Halo 2 say that, that and "Get up, so I may kill you! Again and again"
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[quote]Were it so easy[/quote]
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"Send me out with a bang" -Sergeant Major Avery Johnson
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"Asshole. Be silenced" -[i]arbiter to the prophet truth in halo 3[/i]
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"if they came to here me beg, they will be disappointed."-Thel Vadam And "And so, you must be silenced."-Thel Vadam
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Abraham Lincoln once said, "don't be a racist or I will attack you with the north." -Michael Scott
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"Elise"
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"Be water my friend"
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[quote]The question is pretty straightforward. What quote, from history or Fiction do you think is the funniest, or most inspirational, or any reason; Is your favorite? Mine would have to be a quote from Steve Jobs "Because the ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do" But what's your favorite?[/quote]
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"Are you a Boy or Girl?" -[i]Professor Oak[/i]