The question is pretty straightforward.
What quote, from history or Fiction do you think is the funniest, or most inspirational, or any reason; Is your favorite?
Mine would have to be a quote from Steve Jobs
"Because the ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do"
But what's your favorite?
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Either: "Beautiful things don't ask for attention." -Sean Penn (from the film the Secret Life of Walter Mitty) Or: "Have I gone mad?" "I'm afraid so, you're entirely bonkers! But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are." -Alice talking to the Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland.
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"Argh, this is so frustrating. Y'see, this is what I don't get about you guys. You know the hero's gonna win, but you just don't die quickly. Example-this one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people are dying left and right, yada yada yada. This jackhole rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon! And I'm dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, 'waaahh!', and he can't see where he's going, he's bumping into stuff, and ah... I don't know, maybe you had to be there. The moral of the story is: you're a total bitch."
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It is now the beginning- elites,halo 2
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Something along the lines of "I am so omniscient, if there were two omniscients I would be both"
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"It's better to stand there and look stupid than to speak out and confirm it" - My football coach
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"Your not perfect" ugh that was weird.
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"You know what I hate about myself? I know what people taste like. I know babies taste the best." - Captain America
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"Headlight fluid and Elbow grease."
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Wake me...when you need me...
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"
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Edited by Ospreyassault: 12/15/2014 2:29:21 PM[u]"oh I know what the ladies like"[/u] -Sgt *cries*
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Edited by ares9874: 12/15/2014 5:16:29 PM"Sadly for you, you just activated my Alucard" [spoiler]Hellsing[/spoiler]
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Edited by ⛧Sinagos⛧: 12/15/2014 2:30:47 PM"No Gods nor Kings, just Man."
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"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but...will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones." Attributed to Marcus Aurelius
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Gonna act like a bitch, gonna die like a bitch
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Edited by DownerDrow: 12/15/2014 2:19:26 PM"Die? Don't you know? Spartans never die." Kurt-051 upon his death. [spoiler]i know it's suppose to be a real person but oh well[/spoiler]
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"Pain is temporary, Pride is forever." JFK
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" I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubblegum."
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"Give a man power and you will see his true character"
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How can mirrors be real, if our eyes aren't real? -Jaden Smith
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When life beats you down...get up and keep walking-Me
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If you cant find something to live for Find something to die for
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"'If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must FIGHT!' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he INVENTED IT! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight-money to buy two of every animal on Earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward, anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a TZU! [b]Unless it's a farm[/b]!" -Soldier, Team Fortress 2.
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[i]Don’t you let go Take a look around, you are not alone If you’d only stop and close your eyes Find the answers, You’d find the answers When you feel like the world is falling in And you can’t seem to find the way back in Don’t cry Just hear these words and remember Don’t you let go Take another breathe when you’re lost again If you’d only break the walls within Find the courage, you’d find the courage When you feel like the world is falling in And you can’t seem to find the way back in Don’t cry Just hear these words and remember again[/i]
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"OP IS A FGT" KingoftheSantas That's my favorite quote
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Edited by Void Walker: 12/9/2014 7:36:36 AM[quote]Life as you'll see Has a tendency To fool most all But not me So I ask as another did in his soliloquy To be on not to be [/quote] Persons who can figure out where this is from (without google) gets ten cookie points!