"There was only one ball." "One? Are you sure?" "Yes. They called it [i]Balls of Autumn[/i]." "Why was it not destroyed, with the rest of their balls?" "It fled, just as we set fire to their balls, and I followed with all the balls at my command." "When you first saw Dongle, were you blinded by its majesty?" "Blinded?" "Paralyzed, dumbstruck?" "No!" "Then how is it that the humans were able to evade your balls, land on the Sacred Wang, and desecrate it with their filthy balls?" "Noble Hierarchs, surely you must understand that once the sperm had been unleashed--" "There will be order in this tissue!" "You were right to focus your attention on the Flood, but what of this Demon, this Mastur Bate?" "By the time I learned of the Demon's intent, there was nothing I could do." "Noble Prophet of Truth, this has gone on long enough. Make an example of this wanker." "You have been one of out most treasured 'intruments'. Long have you served you fleet with honor and distinction; but your inability to safeguard Dongle was a colossal failure." "Nay, it was sterility!" "I will continue my campaign against the Jimmies!" "No, you will not. For soon the Great Jerking shall begin, but when it does, the weight of your Sterility will stay your feet, and you shall be left behind." - The opening cutscene of Halo 2, replacing vocabulary with generally inappropriate humor.